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Hen House: A Drag, Stand Up, & Burlesque Show

Baltimore’s Cult Classic Hen House: Drag, Stand Up, Burlesque Variety Show is coming to Tattooed Mom, and you don’t want to miss it! Dynamic Duo Kenny Rooster and Dickolas Cage host a show like no other. Come watch some Philly Favorites take the stage with some Baltimore Super Stars in a variety show that celebrates the sexy, the silly, and the sensational! A jaw dropping, showstopping, head-knocking spectacle that’s in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Grab your friends, your lovers, your metamores, your neighbor or a stranger and come have a night you won’t soon forget. Come oooh, ahhhh, and of course, laugh!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
EVENTBRITE 

 

Featuring
Tan Hoang (Philly)
Zoe Dixon (Philly)
Beth Amphetamine (Baltimore)
***This show is a KRDC Shows production and is UNAFFILIATED with Philadelphia production company, Henn House Productions

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT

Watch tmom’s talented local performers compete to win a $300 grand prize and be awarded the title of Mx. Tattooed Mom for the FIRST TIME EVER. It’s a celebration of all things tmoms. Proudly sponsored by Tattooed Mom and its amazing community members.

 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops — Is there any one person who can represent it’s superiority? We’re going to find out at the first ever MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT!! Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

  • a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
  • a crown and (temporary) tattoo
  • their photo hung in the venue
  • special tmom appearances

With our esteemed judges:

  • Kate Beary (host of Slutty Poems Night at Tmom)
  • YARI (professional drag queen, regular Tmom performer)
  • Zoe Dixon (Tmom fan and standup comedian)

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn – One Year Anniversary!

The Naughty Jawn turns one! Come celebrate Philly’s only show that’s dedicated to featuring Philly-native and local performers. Join us on November 17th at 7PM for a night of sexy celebration and fun. A party filled with performances, drinks, and a chance for you to get on stage too. Drag, burlesque, erotic poetry, an open stage, and more. Let’s make this anniversary one to remember!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Stay up-to-date with our featured and open stage performers at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A very Hot, very Sapphic Variety Show

Come celebrate Sapphic performers at Haus Of Them’s very HOT, very Sapphic Variety Show! This isn’t just drag, this is drag, burlesque, live singing, comedy, and more! Starring some of Philly’s hottest Sapphic entertainers.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Baby Bear
Blue Cola
Core Elysian
Dinah Loneliness
Diva Cup
Ken U. Reids
Mystical Maven
Winter Wonder

Come out and support local queer artists while having a blast with friends!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

America Runs On Drag

An open call drag and burlesque variety show!

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF

 

Performers: 

Edith Poussard
Vanity Killz:
Leila Delicious
Stori Luminescence
URMOM
Mister Right
Ken U Reids

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

LESBDSM: A Sapphic Kink Themed Variety Show

HAUS OF THEM is back giving you the kinky sapphic night of your wettest dreams 💦 💦 Everyone is welcome to join us for LESBDSM, a drag, burlesque, sexy sensual variety show celebrating all sapphic-things kink and BDSM! With a chance to win a sex toy kit provided by Dannys Midnight Confessions!

Hosted by lipstick lovers Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing at Tattooed Mom, second floor, Doors at 7 pm Show at 8 pm. Tickets online $10, $20 for reserved seating! No one turned away for lack of funds! Must be able to provide ID proving 21 +

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 21ST
8-10:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Fulano De Tal, sexy drag king extraordinaire
Miss Thing, creep in the streets and in the sheets
Ziphina, burlesque goddess and host of The Naughty Jawn

with Open Stage Performers:
Cash Calamity
Perry Mingle
Phoenix Universe
Vanity Killz
Kittened by Rexxi!

Door managed by Lobo

See you there, kinksters!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr

HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!

 

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties: Pride Special // June 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
Masha
Ryan Daniel
Jake Symbol
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Sohrab + more!

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.   >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // May 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
JOSH MACHIZ
MATTHEW SILVER
ALIX GRIFFIN
MELANIE LYNCH
HANNAH BURKS
BRENDANN MURPHY
MASHA
JEFF ROSER
LAUREN LOGIUDICE

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // April 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.

Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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