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Sapphictines: Sweet Hearts

My 2025 resolution is to GO TO MORE SAPPHIC SHOWS!! And SAPPHICTINES IS BAAACK!

We have invited two hot sapphic couples to join us for our second annual Sapphictine’s Variety Show! Celebrating all things sapphic love ✨💖💋This years theme? Sapphictines Sweethearts! 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽💖

This show comes with a raffle for sex toys, lesbian paraphernalia, and more!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20
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Hosted by @the_lilblopeep & @thezanything (your hot sapphic show producers)
Starring:
@damiendemise & @lilhottieart (a sexy sapphic couple)
@isthishenlobullfrog & @ken.u.knott (a sexy sapphic king couple)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

“Why Can’t Us?” Philly Sports Themed Art Show

Bell Crash Collective presents “Why Can’t Us?” Philly Sports Themed Art Show
Featuring over 15 Philly artists
Philly Tuxedo Contest (Sweatpants, A Philly team hat, and a different Philly team shirt/jersey)
With special guest  judges Reef The Lost Cause, Jay from Art History, and street artist Get Up
Gritty Look-alike Contest with special guest judges Mikey Eyes and Eagles Green Man

 

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Artist Line Up
Drew Hall
Mars Presente

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT

Watch tmom’s talented local performers compete to win a $300 grand prize and be awarded the title of Mx. Tattooed Mom for the FIRST TIME EVER. It’s a celebration of all things tmoms. Proudly sponsored by Tattooed Mom and its amazing community members.

 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops — Is there any one person who can represent it’s superiority? We’re going to find out at the first ever MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT!! Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

  • a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
  • a crown and (temporary) tattoo
  • their photo hung in the venue
  • special tmom appearances

With our esteemed judges:

  • Kate Beary (host of Slutty Poems Night at Tmom)
  • YARI (professional drag queen, regular Tmom performer)
  • Zoe Dixon (Tmom fan and standup comedian)

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Queen of the Damned: Gothic & Alt Drag Royale

The New Year blazes another journey round the sun, those who live in dark respite under the rays of the moonlight. Under the radiance of her golden eminence, the moon, we gather in reverence to the waning crescent. The Queen of the Damned runway returns this winter with a sliver of Gold across. the night sky. Showcasing the freshest and finest gothic and alternative drag. Fishnets and silver spikes are so last season, witness drag royalty gild their darkest fashion with accents of gold and glamour.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $7.50 – $25
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RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:

 

Hosted by Philadelphia’s Queen of Nightmares and Dreams, Lamia summons the spirits of the gloom and doomed from local wells, ditches and Septa stops and stations to display their dismal collections of metallic baubles and shiny scraps. Witness the horror of up-and-coming cryptid lookalikes in this showcase of gothic and alternative drag. Enjoy this Live, In the Studio version of What Not to Wear meets Nosferatu while you feast on the delicacies of Tattooed Mom’s legendary menu of vegan and nonvegan meals, signature cocktails and a one of.a kind selection of drafts and brews.

 

Seating starts at 7pm and the show begins at 8pm. Announce your imminent arrival by RSVPing on Facebook or elevate your experience and reserve your seat with Eventbrite. Practice respect for your fellow guests and be considerate of others’ consent and personal space; keep in mind transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and homophobia are not tolerated in these halls.

 

Won’t you join us this evening for pleasure? The night is still young.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // November 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:
Katie Hewko-Dykes
John Deary
John Miller
Bella Robinson

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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