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Big Ass Bitties // January 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JANUARY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:
John Miller Gitner
Jon Lalu
Josh Machiz
Sam Bansner
Joanne Cunningham
Bucky Carson

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

New Year’s Day 2024

~ January 1st is Philly’s unofficial favorite holiday ~

We’ll be welcoming in the first day of 2024 with FREE New Year’s Day goodies, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by by Sea of Doom! So sleep in late, stay in your pjs, & join us for a New Year’s Day celebration not to be missed!

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 1ST, 2023
NYD HOURS: 12pm – 11pm (both floors)

 

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all day long plus FREE lucky pork & vegan pork!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | Tis The Damn Season available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2024 postcards! And don’t forget our FREE lucky pork & vegan pork (available while supplies last)!
• & MORE

 

Join us for some FREE FUN to celebrate the FIRST DAY of the NEW YEAR!

 

 

 

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Sea of Doom (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)! And make sure you snag a round of our speciality holiday cocktail, Tis the Damn Season, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

 

It’s a NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank! And on December 31st, we’re also hosting a free NYE celebration that won’t break the bank!

 

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Eve specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!

New Year’s Eve 2023

Welcome 2024 with open arms at TMoms! (Remember when the world was going to end in 2012?? That was 12 years and several apocalypses ago… But we’re all still here!!)

 

Join us on New Year’s Eve for festivities and full drinks, good cheer and free goodies! I mean, what else is TMoms all about?!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2023
NYE HOURS: DOWNSTAIRS 12PM-2AM, UPSTAIRS 12PM-2AM

 

NO COVER // ALL NIGHT LONG // KITCHEN OPEN LATE

 

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all night long!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | Tis The Damn Season available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2024 postcards!
• & MORE

 

Bid farewell to 2023 and ring in the New Year with friends old & new at Tattooed Mom! No reservation required, but roll through early because we fill up fast! And make sure you snag a round of our speciality holiday cocktail, Tis the Damn Season, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

 

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Sea of Doom (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)!

 

It’s a NYE celebration that won’t break the bank! And come through on January 1st for our free NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank!

 

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Day specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!

Slutty Poems Night // December 2023

‘Twas the slut before Christmas and all through Tmom’s. all the creatures were gathered to hear spicy poems. Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected to help an anonymous community member remove themselves from a living situation with a manipulative ex.

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Feature poets Victoria Holmes & Julia Gwiazdowski start the night off.

Bring your hoe-hoe-hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.

 

Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // December 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:
@tragicyang
@oh_deary
@_itzybitzyfitzy_

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Heavy Metal Drag // December 2023

Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers alike.

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.

🎤 Yari: A powerhouse of vocal prowess and heavy metal glam, ready to set the stage on fire.

✨ Plexie Glass: The Unshatterable. Back and bolder than ever, this return is not to be missed!

and more!

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Lineup:

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen sponsored by Passional and Sexploratorium on South Street!

Reserved seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

New + Wesley Presents: The Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la pop-up

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Vendors:
@vocabularyofshapes
@niftythrifyphl
@adoomcusack
@ _scarymarys_
@pedrotheroadie
@marleyangelstudios
@michiirei
@musclespasm
@ChrisCasinoo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bearded Noise Presents: Merry Gothmas Pop-Up

Come join us for another fun creepy shop filled with laughter, drinks, and eccentric vendors!

You know all of your family and friends want gothy stuff for Christmas! No matter it be bones, taxidermy, clothing, crystals, tarot or even just adorable Halloween type soaps and products. Goth shop and Social is a pop up art mart and gothic gathering founded in 2022 by trans goth of color. Every event there is a raffle that money raised goes towards local trans youth. Prioritizing people typically excluded from traditional goth scenes, GS+S welcomes all goths to join us.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10TH
7-10PM
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Vendors:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

South Street Pun-Off

Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:

It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TCS Candle Shop’s Holiday Pop Up Market

Start off your holiday shopping the right way at Tattooed Moms this year by stopping by TC’s 1st Annual Holiday Pop Up Market. On December 3rd, 2023 from 2pm-5pm for one evening only local artist and crafters will take over Tattooed Moms for a shopping bonanza. Be sure to stop by. You must be 21+ to enter with valid ID. See you there!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD
2-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Lineup of artists/performers/groups:
@musclespasms
@mmefaithhaiku
@draculadco
@ghost_etching
@softpandaskin
@skirtssewpretty
@dreamcastledesign
@tcscandleshop

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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