Big Ass Bitties // September 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop Up • Sunday September 15

WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop-Up @ TMoms

WHEN: Sunday, September 15 |  12 noon – 10pm

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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! She is one of  Philly Mag’s 7 Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now and a Wooder Ice Local Scoop.  And now she’s back at TMoms to celebrate fall with a onolicious plant based Hawaiian soul food menu full of ALOHA!

Sunday September 15 Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop-Up 

August’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes: 

  • Plant Based Teri Beef Sando •

Vegan Teri Beef with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Kewpie Mayo on a Merzbacher’s Sweet Potato Brioche Bun

NEW!Curry Waffle Fries •

TMom’s Famous Waffle Fries, Japanese Ground Pork Curry, Curry Kewpie Mayo, Fresh Green Onion

• Shaka Mango Hibiscus Herbal Iced Tea •

> ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 9/15  AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <

 

 

What’s Up at TMoms:   • Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!   • Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!   • Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Punk Rock Karaoke // August 2024

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 26TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Slutty Poems Night // August 2024

Feeling thirsty? Slurp it alllll up at this out of Towner edition of Slutty Poems Night.

First quench your thirst with the dripping words of nat raum & Sunshine Lombré.

Cum with your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. Feeling shy? Please do shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF

 

Lineup:

Hosted by Kate Carey

 

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Free event but bring your tips for these talented performers.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm. Accessibility Note: We welcome mask wearing and if you are not feeling well, please stay home. Event is upstairs- Stairs are a bit steep. Seating is limited. Contact Kate through DM if accommodations are needed.

 

follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Classic TMoms Dad & Trucker Hats

Are you a Dad Mom or a Trucker Mom or a little of both?

Keep it cool with the new Tattooed Mom hats, featuring our skull and racing flags logo, a classic since 1997 designed by Topper of Homestead Tattoos. Available in cloth dad hat and mesh trucker styles, embroidered in Philadelphia by Vive 1977.

 

>>> ORDER YOUR DAD HAT HERE<<<<<

 

>>>> ORDER YOUR TRUCKER HAT HERE<<<<<

 

The TMoms Dad & Trucker hats are available NOW online for pick up or shipping or IRL at Tattooed Mom.

Embroidered in white on a black hat, one size (adjustable)

 

Mom’s Dad Hat

 

Mom’s Trucker Hat 

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2024

Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers! The abysall tombescence of your heavy metal goddess dusts the landscape with golden twilight.

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

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Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence, Philly Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a twist and hostess of Slayher for its 5 year reign.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:

Onyx Ondyx from The Boulet Brothers Dragula
Plexie Glass
Caresse Deville
Vudu Thee Dahl
Calliope
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Legendary Pop Up Shop

This event is brought to you by THE WOLFP4CK & JuicyGoth. The event will feature multiple fashion brands, jewelry, photography, nail care && many more! The Legendary Pop up Shop was created to give highlight to the fashion brands and photographers that have been featured throughout different Wolfpack productions. We are very excited to highlight brands such as JuicyGoth, NiyroPlanet, F.I.M.F && many more! So come out and catch some of the energy that only the pack can bring you!

 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 9TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

Artists: 
@FIMF
@STREETSNEEDTHAT
@90215RAF
@DRASTIC.VISUALS
@SUNYSVISION
@RYANSTRONGART
@NOTABADLIFEEE
@QUEERCANDLECO
@GIRAHS_
@NIYROPLANET
@JUICYGOTH
@DEVELOPFROM_THENEGATIVE
@NICKSEYEPHOTOGRAPHY
@COSMICSCORPIOS
@KACIDILLA_NAILS
@4THANDWALNUT
@MMEFAITHHAIKU

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

South Street Pun Off // August 2024

Go birds, but also, go words! Philly’s first, best, and only wordplay and dad joke trivia extravaganza returns to Tattooed Mom. Bring out your team to compete for honor, glory, and prizes. Our quizzo round is followed by PUNDEMONIUM our head-to-head pun-off. Pay what you wish tickets with $5 suggested donation.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 1ST
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Punk Rock Karaoke // July 2024

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, JULY 29TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Influx of HEAT Art Show

Get ready for INFLUX of heat 🔥 Our DJs will play heaters all night long that will make you sweat. Our local vendors will have the hottest merchandise in town. And your retinas will melt when you see holographicas simulation.

 

FRIDAY, JULY 26TH
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Randu Art & Curb Couch Market

Artists Include:
Cowboy Etiquette
KAM House
Bake Bake Philly
Lavish-Li Made
Leann the Illustrator
Liana Inks
Molly Lloyd
Nahcroll Illustration
Toe Cocktail
High on Ashes

 

DJs:
CRANKEN
jj!!
Roselyn
Lextronic

with VFX:
Holographica

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.