MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT

Watch tmom’s talented local performers compete to win a $300 grand prize and be awarded the title of Mx. Tattooed Mom for the FIRST TIME EVER. It’s a celebration of all things tmoms. Proudly sponsored by Tattooed Mom and its amazing community members.

 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops — Is there any one person who can represent it’s superiority? We’re going to find out at the first ever MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT!! Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

  • a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
  • a crown and (temporary) tattoo
  • their photo hung in the venue
  • special tmom appearances

With our esteemed judges:

  • Kate Beary (host of Slutty Poems Night at Tmom)
  • YARI (professional drag queen, regular Tmom performer)
  • Zoe Dixon (Tmom fan and standup comedian)

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Punk Rock Karaoke // January 2025

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 23RD
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Tutu Mary’s Japanese Curry Plate Lunch Pop Up! January 2025

WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop-Up @ TMoms

WHEN: Sunday, January 5 |  12 noon – 10pm

 

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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! She is one of  Philly Mag’s 7 Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now and a Wooder Ice Local Scoop.  And now she’s back at TMoms to welcome the new year with a onolicious plant based Hawaiian soul food menu full of ALOHA!

 

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Sunday 1/5/2025

Tutu Mary’s Vegan Plate Lunch Pop-Up 

March’s Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop-Up includes: 

• Vegan Japanese Beef Curry Stew •

• Hawaiian Mac Salad •

• Kokuho Rose Rice with Furikake •

• Spicy Kimchi •

 

Enjoy with a Shaka Mango Hibiscus iced herbal tea, brewed in Hilo, Hawaii!

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ORDER YOUR PLATE LUNCH HERE ON SUNDAY JANUARY 5!

   

What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.  

New Year’s Eve 2024

{{{ feeling squished by my flesh prison, must be the new year }}}

🌛👽🫠🪩☕💡

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2024
NYE HOURS: Downstairs 12PM-2AM, Upstairs 12PM-2AM

 

NO COVER // ALL NIGHT LONG // KITCHEN OPEN LATE

 

Join us on New Year’s Eve for festivities and full drinks, good cheer and free goodies! I mean, what else is TMoms all about?!

 

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all night long!
HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | That’s That Me Espresso Holiday available now through NYD!
HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2025 postcards!
• & MORE

 

Bid farewell to 2024 and ring in the New Year with friends old & new at Tattooed Mom! No reservation required, but roll through early because we fill up fast! And make sure you snag a round of our specialty holiday cocktail, That’s That Me Espresso Holiday, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

 

 

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)!

 

It’s a NYE celebration that won’t break the bank! And come through on January 1st for our free NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank!

 

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Day specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!

Punk Rock Karaoke // December 2024

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 30TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TMoms 2024 Top Art Moments

Every day is an art moment at Mom’s. From the ever changing walls to the hundreds of creative events, the year has been filled with non-stop inspiration. We’re beyond thankful for every one of you who have added to the beautiful chaos, shared your vision here or came out to support creative folks.

 

Here are a few of our 2024 art memories, in no particular order, with much love and appreciation.

 

Thirsty Walls

Born out of both the longing for fresh work and the new wave of street artists during the pandemic shut down years, Thirsty Walls has evolved into a chance for community to create and go crazy three times a year with a deluge of new creative energy and good times  Thanks to everyone who  made the walls shine with pastes, stickers, installs & paint and a special shout out to Melt & Attack Arts for creating the 2024 Thirsty Walls poster art. And look out for more Thirsty Walls coming your way in January, May & September of 2025!

Thirsty Walls • January 2024

 

National Barbie Day Mobile

We celebrated the birthday of the plastic fantastic Barbie with a special install by Fistful of Flowers and Basic Barbie that transformed one of our vintage ride cars into a fresh & fierce Barbie mobile, road warrior ready! Fabulous selfies were taken, Cosmo Clouds and Pop Rockets were enjoyed and Mom had everyone thinking PINK in March.

Fistful of Flowers + Basic Barbie • March 2024

 

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

In June our long time dream of hosting an international wheat paste show came to life with the first ever installment of Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue. With the fuck yeah DIY enthusiasm of Doomed Future and the incredible response of hundreds of artists from over 15 countries we pasted the front room, stairs and more from floor to ceiling with the best of this iconic medium. Huge love and thanks to the local paste up install crew Sean 9 Lugo, The 666 Cat, Inphiltrate, RoboQ4, Gloopy Goblin, Praise Dobbler, Antiflowershow Movement, and photographers and filmmakers Phil Travel, Seper, Eric Dale, Patricia Yañez, Shannon Pepe and more,

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue Opening Night • June 2024

 

Artist Visits

We love welcoming artists from all over the planet to TMoms. Seeing folks experience the space for the first time is a thrill that never gets old and watching them explore the “playground” and add to its joy is always a proud Mom moment. One special afternoon this summer we were lucky to meet up with a crew of long time internet crushes and street art sweethearts when RX Skulls, Voxx Romana, Captain Eyeliner, D7606, T0ast0r0, and Urban Ninja, came to rock! We’re still finding little treasures from their visit in all kinds of fun spots.

Captain Eyeliner • August 2024

 

Alley Art by AK

Enjoy the art view from the first floor back windows? AK aka obscurepathalienfrequencies has been rocking those space is the place murals in that special little alley gallery for many years. And the whole enchilada got a full reboot this fall. The artist describes it as “a depiction of things I enjoy, things seen on travels, geometric patterns, it’s meant to be busy.” So get a window seat next time you’re at Mom’s and get busy!

 

AK alley mural in action • September 2024

 

Characters Welcome All Stars x Sticker Movie

Our love for sticker art knows no bounds and this November we got to celebrate the world of stickers with two incredible events in one weekend. The long running Characters Welcome show returned with an all star edition with works from the sticker archives covering 2012 – 2019. Thanks to the all the sticker artists who’ve contributed over the years and to Ian and Brandon for the killer exhibition install.  And Sticker Movie made it’s Philly debut the same weekend with showings at Old Pine and TMoms and special appearances from legends El Toro, Bob Will Reign, Cornbread, Agent 5 Smith, ShePosse and Chilly Willy.  A very special edition of Priority Mag highlighted both Characters Welcome and a ton of Philly artists that make the sticker art scene here so special – grab your copy at South Street Art Mart.  And if you haven’t seen it or are ready for a re-watch, Sticker Movie is available to stream now!

 

Characters Welcome All Stars • November 2024

 

Artists Making Art for Moms

Anytime we need an art thing at Mom’s we think on it for a minute and then hit up a local artist for the gig. Some of this year’s custom art collabs included new tees from GrimGrimGrim (support their gofundme if you can), Valentines by Sc0wll, Tiki Kitty vibes from The 666 Cat, pride month coloring pages from Taped off TV, MarisaVR, Kah Yangni and Sc0wl (who also did a WEGAY koozie), button machine art from Miller Potoma, fortune machine art from Sam Heimer, poster and limited edition tee art by Doomed Future, and new years greetings from Mr. Scooot (available now!)

 

Dan in GrimGrimGrim Artist Edition Tee • February 2024

 

Art Shows, Pop Ups and Performances Oh My!

We are so fortunate to share space with so many amazing art and performance producers. They work the magic of bringing creative communities together while grinding hard behind the scenes to make it look so effortlessly cool. Shout out to our art show homies Jerks Productions, Lone Cobain and Shai’s Wolfp4ck, Juicy Goth, Bell Crash Collective, Randu, Kyle Confehr x Doomed Future, Lindsey x Collide Zine, New and Wesley and many more! Much love to a stacked line up of regular performance series from Tan & Joe at Tattooed Momedy, Slutty Poems Night, Lamia & Slayher, Next in Line Comedy, Haus of Them, Betty’s Big Ass Bitties, You Can’t Kill A Poet, Belena Canto, Theatre Contra, Queer Life Drawing, La Gatita,  and so many others. And special thanks to our purple haired Event Demon Sarah for keeping it all flowing smoothly.

 

Sasha & Kay at the Wolfp4ack Legendary Pop Up Shop • August 2024

 

We are so grateful to the community who gathers here to create and share ideas. We believe in the power of art to change the world, one sticker, wheatpaste and art show at a time. We can’t wait to see what the new year brings. See you around the sticker swap table soon! XOXO Art Forever

 

To see what’s next for art + performance at Mom’s check our Events page!

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024

From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.

Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.

The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.

*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Slutty Poems Night // December 2024

It’s the last slut night of the year so we’re bringing the fireworks!

Slutty Poems Night presents the All Stars edition, all killer no filler, just bangers. Featuring 10 of our favorite features from the past 2 years, your orifices are sure to slime up with the amount of thirst and sex this crew brings.

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF

 

Featuring talented poet faves AutumnLeilaEnjoliJuliaLatinxCrisMaya aka Ma Muse, Victoria, Amy and Kate. We aim to represent the charcuterie of complex emotions, pleasures and pains surrounding the sexual spectrum.

There is no open mic this time but as always my famous (anonymous) box will be there for you to stick your hands in, to fill it with short slutty confessions.

Free event with funds being raised for co-producer Autumn’s needed dental care.
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any anti-blackness, racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, zionism, fat shaming, slut shaming, antisemitism or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm. Accessibility Note: We welcome mask wearing and if you are not feeling well, please stay home. Event is upstairs- Stairs are a bit steep. Seating is limited. Contact Kate through DM if accommodations are needed.

 

follow @ sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Tutu Mary’s Musubi Six Pack Party Pop Up • Sunday December 15

WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Musubi Six Pack Party Pop-Up @ TMoms

WHEN: Sunday, December 15 |  12 noon – 10pm

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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! She is one of Philly Mag’s 7 Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now and a Wooder Ice Local Scoop. And now she’s back at TMoms to celebrate the holidays with a special onolicious plant based Hawaiian soul food menu full of ALOHA!

Sunday December 15 • Tutu Mary’s Musubi Six Pack Party Pop-Up 

December’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes: 

 • A Special Musubi Variety Six Pack •

Each six pack includes 2 of each of our favorite musubi:
Vegan Spam & Hawaiian Mac Salad Musubi
Vegan Chickn Katsu Musubi
Vegan Char Siu BBQ Pork Musubi

 

PLUS:

• Shaka Passion Orange Guava Herbal Iced Tea •

> PRE-ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 12/8  AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <

 

 

 

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Punk Rock Karaoke // November 2024

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.