Shame Spiral: a storytelling show about the things we carry

10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Comedians:
Mamaye
Joe G
Sean O’Shaughnessy
Geoff Jackson
Thomas Patrick
Dr. Holly
Conor Lutz
Charles Steele

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Fall Comedy Fest: A Night of Improv Comedy

Are you ready to hehe? Maybe even haha?

Then you need to check out the Fall Comedy Fest. In this night of seasonal comedy, get in the fall spirit with four incredible local teams. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for you!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

About our teams:

Show and Tell Live: Your favorite Short Form team is back for another in-person performance! With over 900 followers on Twitch, Show and Tell Live slays on-stage online. Catch their previous streams at https://www.twitch.tv/showandtelllive

Pass The Kiss: As seen at Philly Improv Theater and Jester’s Castle, Pass The Kiss is thrilled to be back for another show! Prepare to see games, competitions, and races against in the clock.

Provin’ Cats: Performance debut! Provin’ Cats is a new, up and coming Long Form team. This will be the prettiest flower you’ve ever seen!

Gay Sleepover: Performance debut! Get ready to get gay and get goofy in this dynamic duo’s sleepover. Are they friends? Are they more? You decide in this interactive, choose-your-own-adventure show.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2023

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-up:

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tutu Mary’s Philly Vegan Restaurant Week Pop Up at Hale & True • 11/3

Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True to celebrate Philly Vegan Restaurant Week with an Aloha Friday Pop Up! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 11/3 from 5-9pm! We’ll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food – vegan musubi, cone sushi & sandos – all made with aloha!


WHAT:
Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 11/3 from 5-9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street

 

Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.

 

Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop-Up Menu

• Vegan Char Siu Musubi •
• Vegan Gluten Free Cone Sushi •
• Vegan Cheeseburger Musubi •
• Vegan Teri Beef Sando •

 

Witches’ Brew

The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Comedians:

Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
NO COVER  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

Stoli Razberi + Lo-Fi Sweet Vermouth
Aperol + Strawberry Jam + Sparkling Water
Served with a Red Licorice Straw

Available 10/27 – 10/31
Only at Tattooed Mom!!

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

DAY-O, DAYYYYY-O, Daylight come and we want go home…

“I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.
If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own,
I will go insane, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!”

—Delia Deetz, Beetlejuice (1988)

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

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And on Halloween night, don’t miss Masters Of Horror: a drag and burlesque extravaganza celebrating scary movie classics!

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Legendary October Art Showcase

Wolves! Please join us for an unforgettable night at Tattooed Mom on South Street in Philly! Featuring paintings, photography, fashion && many more surprises!! This event is 21+ please bring your ID! Bring someone you love & come vibe with us for a super lit night of conversation, drinks & art!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5TH
5-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Artists:

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queercast: A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Podcasts!

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Podcasts!

Fans of podcasts like “My Dad Wrote a Porno,” “My Favorite Murder,” “Last Podcast on the Left,” “Very Delta,” “Sloppy Seconds,” this show is for YOU!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP + TICKETS: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:

Balena Canto (Host)

Blue Jean

Dreamy De’Luxe

Esme Eventide

Evie Azrael

Little Piece

Sydney Gorgeous

DJ/Door: Brettzo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tutu Mary’s Onolicious Pop Up at Hale & True • 8/25

Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 8/25 from 5-9pm! We’ll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food – vegan musubi, cone sushi & sandos – all made with aloha!


WHAT:
Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 8/25 from 5-9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street

 

Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.

 

Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop Up  Menu

• Vegan Spam Mac Musubi •

• Vegan Gluten Free Cone Sushi   •

• Vegan Mochiko Chickn Sando •

• Vegan Teri Beef Sando •

 

Tutu Mary’s Sando Pop Up • 8/13/23

WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up @ TMoms

WHEN: Sunday, August 13 |  12 noon – 10pm

   We are donating 100% of ALL Tutu Mary’s sales to the

Hawai’i Community Foundation Maui Strong Fund

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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! Not only does she have one of the 7 Philly Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now (according to Philly Mag ), but she’s also popping up at TMoms at this month with a little plant based Hawaiian soul food menu full of ALOHA!

 Sunday 8/13 Tutu Mary’s Sando Pop-Up 

May’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes: 

• Plant Based Katsu Meatball Sando •

• Shaka Pineapple Mint Tea •

•  and MORE! •

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> PRE-ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 8/13  AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <