Balena Canto Presents: Content Warning – Bad TV // A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to The CW

The CW may have a reputation for producing less than quality television, BUT this cast of Drag & Burlesque artists are here to pay TRIBUTE to the shows that WE (and YOU) LOVE!

We cannot wait to bring to life some of your CW favorites from past and present like, “Supernatural,” “Charmed,” “Riverdale,” “Gossip Girl,” “Gilmore Girls,” “America’s Next Top Model,” “Girlicious,” and SO MANY MORE!

So come on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 8/17! ‘Tis sure to be packed with the most heightened drama and comedy that only a CW show can provide!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto  (Host)
Esmerelda May
Harley Honey
Henlo Bullfrog
Louie a la Mode
Mae Rose
Sydney Gorgeous
The ZanyThing

Enbie Deecie (Door)
Brettzo (DJ)

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

 

Follow the performers and producers on Instagram using the links above!

***

What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: One Clit Wonders! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute

We love to love ’em and sometimes we love to hate ’em! See and hear your favorite On-Hit Wonders from every decade and musical genre brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

We cannot wait to present these classic songs to you with a new and queer twist! So come on (Eileen) and (Harlem) shake it on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 7/6 for a show that will answer the tough questions like, “What is love?” and will have you facing your fears as you stare right into the, “eye of the tiger!”….Okay, i’m done, I promise!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Daelicious
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Little Piece
Lulu Blue
Monty Caldo
Pilar Salt
The ZanyThing

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

***

What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.