New Year’s Day 2025

{{{ feeling squished by my flesh prison, must be the new year }}}

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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1ST, 2025
NYD HOURS: 12pm – 11pm (both floors)

NO COVER // FREE LUCKY PORK // THAT’S THAT ME ESPRESSO HOLIDAY

January 1st is Philly’s unofficial favorite holiday! We’ll be welcoming in the first day of 2025 with FREE New Year’s Day goodies, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot! So sleep in late, stay in your pjs, & join us for a New Year’s Day celebration not to be missed!

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all day long plus FREE lucky pork & vegan pork!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | That’s That Me Espresso Holiday available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2025 postcards! And don’t forget our FREE lucky pork & vegan pork (available while supplies last)!
• & MORE

Join us for some FREE FUN to celebrate the FIRST DAY of the NEW YEAR!

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)! specialty holiday cocktail, That’s That Me Espresso Holiday, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

It’s a NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank! And on December 31st, we’re also hosting a free NYE celebration that won’t break the bank!

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Eve specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!

New Year’s Eve 2024

{{{ feeling squished by my flesh prison, must be the new year }}}

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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2024
NYE HOURS: Downstairs 12PM-2AM, Upstairs 12PM-2AM

NO COVER // ALL NIGHT LONG // KITCHEN OPEN LATE

Join us on New Year’s Eve for festivities and full drinks, good cheer and free goodies! I mean, what else is TMoms all about?!

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all night long!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | That’s That Me Espresso Holiday available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2025 postcards!
• & MORE

Bid farewell to 2024 and ring in the New Year with friends old & new at Tattooed Mom! No reservation required, but roll through early because we fill up fast! And make sure you snag a round of our specialty holiday cocktail, That’s That Me Espresso Holiday, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)!

It’s a NYE celebration that won’t break the bank! And come through on January 1st for our free NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank!

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Day specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!

Shame Spiral: Storytelling Show + Open Mic

🌀On September 23rd, we gather at Tattooed Mom to hear stories from comedians that they usually wouldn’t tell onstage. A night of radical acceptance and belly laughs.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD
7:30-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

🌀bring a story to tell for the open mic.

🌀poster by @revafrommercury

🌀produced by @lohphilly

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest

Art by J. Cella.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // September 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Michelle Biloon
Megan Goetz
Ed McGowan
Misha Han

Art by Rachel Chou.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

shame spiral: a storytelling show about forgiveness

A group of Philly’s funniest comedians leave the jokes at home for a night. Instead, they tell stories about their biggest mistakes in life.

Each comedian will tell a story of their own wrongdoing. At the end of the show, they’ll read an apology letter. Will they receive forgiveness or will they exiled from society? Come through Tattooed Moms on September 19th to find out.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Performers:
Lauren Ellis, Meg Goetz, Manny Brown, Charlie Gibson, Justin Washington, Pete Eckenroth, James Moss, Rachel Peters, Rachel Barnes

Hosted by Charles Steele.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // August 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY AUGUST 29th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Michael Watkins
Cassandra Dee
Kyle Harris
Neil Lynskey

And headliner Michael Hirsch!

Art by Joe Bell.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // July 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY JULY 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Wolfgang Hanulec
Amber Born
Ron Metellus
Zach Travis

And headliner Darryl Charles!

Art by Joe Bell.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr

HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.