Big Ass Bitties: Pride Special // June 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

LINE UP:
Masha
Ryan Daniel
Jake Symbol
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Sohrab + more!

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Princess Bride: A Live Reading

As you wish…

By popular demand and many fairytale wishes, Theatre Contra presents The Princess Bride: A Live Reading!
Join us on May 22 at your favorite neighborhood bar, Tattooed Mom, for a night of swashbuckling, storytelling, giants, kings, and impressive clergymen!

MONDAY, MAY 22ND
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | VIP SEATING ONLINE ONLY | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: BROWN PAPER TICKETS

Directed by Bryant Edwards (he/him)

Featuring:
Adam Howard (he/him)
Ciera Gardner (they/them)
David Hutchison (he/him)
Jo Vito Ramirez (they/them)
John Patouhas (he/him)
Leslie Miller (she/her)
Natajia Sconiers (she/her)

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // May 2023

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

LINE UP:
JOSH MACHIZ
MATTHEW SILVER
ALIX GRIFFIN
MELANIE LYNCH
HANNAH BURKS
BRENDANN MURPHY
MASHA
JEFF ROSER
LAUREN LOGIUDICE

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Machiniac: A Play About Cybernetics + Awkwardly Unsuccessful Romance At The End Of The World

Stranded on a brick roof in Providence RI, an unlikely duo pass post-apocalyptic hours encountering memories that may or may not have happened or are not happening as they succumb to the temptations of biohazardous mechanical bionic unification. In the existential, dialogic tradition of Waiting for Godot, Machiniac is a play about cybernetics and awkwardly unsuccessful romance at the end of the world.

The cast includes An Talatinian, Lids Bierenday, and Ellen Zahniser. Tech crew includes Sam M-H and Addie Boyd. The play runs about 1 hour 10 mins with no intermission. Content warning for self harm, psychosis, descriptions of body horror, and partial nudity.

MONDAY, MAY 1ST
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Teddy’s 101

Over the course of 184 drawings, 5 months, and 5 presentations Teddy Hanson discovered how drawing a moustache, a foot, a cat, a saxophone, and a line can lead a person to ponder the very nature of their existence. Join him as he recounts that metaphysical journey in his multimedia performance, Teddy’s 101.

SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (COMING SOON)

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // April 2023

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.

Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Mummy: A Live Reading

You are a catastrophe.

And, honestly, so are we! Theatre Contra is BACK to celebrate St. Patty’s Day weekend the only way we know how – with a LIVE reading of Oscar Winner (we hope) Brendan Fraser’s Action Horror classic: The Mummy!

Don’t get caught in a creepy human shaped sandstorm on your way to Tattooed Mom – and don’t forget your valid ID because this event is 21+. So grab your drink, avoid the flesh eating scarabs, and join us at Tattooed Mom!

SUNDAY, MARCH 19TH
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | VIP SEATING ONLINE ONLY | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: BROWN PAPER TICKETS

Directed by Bryant Edwards

Featuring:
Mariah Ghant (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
Kimie Muroya (she/her)
Leslie Mille (she/her)
Liz Crino (she/her)
Jenna Kuerzi (she/her)
Sarah Heddins (she/her)

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // February 2023

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.

Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
John Deary
Masha
Alix Griffin
Mel
Hannah Burks
Brendann Murphy
Chance McDonald
Ben Staab
Sarah Clemency

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Fail // Winter 2023

Event flyer for You Can't Fail, an evening of live performance, art in all forms, and works in progress.

Live performance! Art in all forms! An evening of discovery, growth, and entertainment! The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances, brought to you by Chris Davis!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

An evening of new works including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, anything and everything will be presented in the back room on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Moms!

NEW WORKS BY:
John Miller
Tyler Clausen
Morgan MacConnell
Emily Broadeur
John Deary
C.M. Crockford
Seamus Tyler
Kristen Scopino
Mykal Carte-Jackson
Sean Hanrahan
Kate Carey
Ben Kunkle
Dixon Speaker
Tim Lynch
JB
Shannon Frost Greenstein
Della Cowell
Nate Holt
Chyanne Kemp
JuJu
Irina Varina
Rachel Hampton
Ray Toy
Elayna Musings

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // January 2023

Big Ass Bitties, a live variety comedy show.

Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill your every silly desire and comedic need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.

This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of new years or whatever else these idiots come up with. Come slam some Smash Burger Wednesday specials with a side of comedy show delicious-ness.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Tyler Wolf

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What’s Up at TMoms: