I Am Not Famous Anymore: Poems After Shia LaBeouf Book Launch

Celebrate the release of Erin Dorney’s debut collection, “I Am Not Famous Anymore: Poems after Shia LaBeouf,” with poetry, pierogi, and pints!

Presented by Mason Jar Press
Hosted by Jaime Fountaine
Readings by Jim WarnerGina Myers, & Erin Dorney

Available now from Mason Jar Press, Erin Dorney’s debut is a collection of erasure poems sourced from media interviews with Shia LaBeouf. Erasure is a form of poetry created by erasing words from an existing text and framing the result on the page as a poem. The poems in “I Am Not Famous Anymore” are sourced from interviews published in Rolling Stone, Dazed, GQ, The Guardian, The New York Times, Playboy, and Cosmo Girl, among other publications.

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Turn Up the Trans*mission!

Scribble it down in your day planner, smash it into your google calendar, put a note on your fridge and/or ask some friend(s) if they wanna come with you, because deadb0y IX & Turn Up The Transmission are bringing their pre-summer showcase to TMOMs!

LINE UP:
Icon Ebony Fierce
Giselle Over
Luzifer Priest
Mercury Hg
Mysti Mew
Ron Binary
also:
deadb0y IX

Hosted by: Vyvyan Sassafrass
Doorpizza: Baked Pizza

Doors at 7, Show at 8.
Any donation benefits the performers (Suggested $5-$15)

Enjoy this event with TMOMs’ Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

SoLow Fest Launch Party

Join us for the official launch party for SoLow Fest, a DIY Experimental Theatre Festival! We will be previewing works from SoLow Fest at this event, so this is a great opportunity to show off your work, meet other artists, and get ready for the festival!

See sneak peeks of performances by:

Chris Davis

Katherine Perry

Sterling Melcher
Sean Thomas Boyt
Jimmy Grzelak
Run Boy Run Productions
James Haro
Rachel and Angelo & The Unconsciousable Theater Machine
And MORE!

 

After the previews folks will hang out, get to know each other, and get ready for another great festival!

SoLow Fest runs from June 14th – 24th. For more details visit SoLowFest.com

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Veggie Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
Half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm
& check out June’s Burger of the Month, Reform School Girls: Your choice of Mom’s All Beef or Mom’s veggie burger + crispy fried onion rings + house roasted poblanos + Alabama white BBQ sauce

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iThink Reading

MACHO GOAT is in production of its first full length feature film which will be released for the Digital Fringe this September. Be apart of history and come to our reading which is open to the public. The show is completely free and there will be a discussion after.

A computer is infected and is implementing a protocol to find the virus to destroy it. The protocol travels through different programs which embody themselves as all aspects of humanity. Everything from a detective 40’s Noer to a viking revenge story is experienced in this digital Greek epic. What does it mean to be human? Why are we here? These are a few of the questions explored in this piece.
 

Doors 7pm
Reading 8pm
Discussion 9-10pm

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your friends!

 

You Can’t Fail

You Can’t Fail is an evening of new works, including visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, and stand-up. ANY and ALL art will be presented.

Featuring new works by:

Rebecca Love 
Christina Rosso
Benjamin Kunkle
Andy Futuro
Rachel O’Hanlon Rodriguez
Mykal Carter Jackson
Lora Bloom
Joey Adams
Josh Millhouse
Harlee Trautman & Mary-Carmen
Simone Crew
Steve Course
Chelsea Murphy
Joe Ovelman
Hallie Rumsey-Lasersohn & Soraya Perry
Kris Raghavan
Jesse Rosse
Virginia Smith
Jean Marie-Tomlin
Melissa Morales
Amanda Jensen
Bethanne Frazer
Qori Moorehaul
Andru Rogge

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
Half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm
& check out May’s Burger of the Month, DUDES: friend green tomato, crisp red cabbage & apple slaw, and smokey red pepper mayo

Join the Facebook Event and invite your favorite art-lovers and artist friends!

FUSION: An LGBTQIA+ Empowerment Variety Show

Former Queerspace producer Samantha Genesis is back with a new show: FUSION! We’re bringing all performance styles together in a community variety show for LGBTQIA+ empowerment, benefiting The Attic Youth Center!

No cover, but donations taken at the door for The Attic Youth Center.

Hosted by: Samantha Genesis
Runway Host: Icon Ebony Fierce

Featuring:
Onyx Ondyx (the birthday girl!)
Zephyra Rivers
Fagl Roq
Kitty Devereaux
Ron Binary
Dante Alexander
Mercury
Stepdad
Khaki Capri
Rasta Boi Punany
CRUX
deadb0y IX
Mary Jane Twatson

Sound: Dee Composed

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

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Breadcrumbs Magazine Reading

Join us for Breadcrumbs’ first Philly reading! It should be a fantastic night of poetry, prose, and drinks! We’ll have copies of our new zine, The Path, on sale, alongside some t-shirts and posters.

Performers Include:
Josh Dale
Bob Raymonda
Maddie Anthes
Christopher D. Diccico
Richelle Ko
Nicholas Perilli
Gabriela Basyuk
Boston Gordon
Lilith Kulp
Gage Mondok

Breadcrumbs Mag is an online literary & arts blog that acts as an exercise in motivation and shared inspiration, a chance to create when otherwise your professional life might not give you reason to, an outlet to plant the seeds of an idea and watch where they can go — through your own mind or someone else’s.

Enjoy half off all drafts before and after the event from 5-7pm and 10-11pm.

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your literary friends!

Tire Fire Presents: Pico, Arnett, Salas Rivera, & Osmundson

Here to usher us into spring, Tire Fire is back with a Whiting Award winner & his Food 4 Thot co-host, the Philly Poet Laureate, and a fiction writer/twitter genius.

LINEUP:
Tommy Pico
Kristen Arnett
Raquel Salas Rivera
Joseph Osmundson

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Donations will be collected for Project SAFE, an all-volunteer grassroots organization providing advocacy and support for women working in street economies. SAFE’s mission is to promote human rights-based public health among women working in the sex and drug trades on the street in Philadelphia.

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The Last Emperor of Mexico

The Last Emperor of Mexico  |  Written & performed by Chris Davis  |  Directed by Mary Tuomanen

 

Maximilian I has recently been declared the Emperor of Mexico by Napoleon III, but his administration soon comes under attack by the revolutionary Benito Juarez. Maximilian is confronted with a great dilemma – to shave his beard or die by firing squad. Find out what happens in this one-man show noted as “hilarious,” by Broad St. Review, with “a strikingly original writer and performer,” The Scotsman.
“If you’re into the kind of theatre where you are also an actor, possibly without you knowing it, and with stunned drunk Brit girls trying to act and succeeding, then I am not even sure why I am mentioning this. Just check it out!” – some dude from Edinburgh Fringe
 

Buy tickets online or at the door for $10.00.

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm
& check out May’s Taco of the Month, The Festro: braised black pepper beef, roast garlic & avocado cream, topped with house pickled radish slaw

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Tattooed Momedy: April

Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

Headliner: Carolyn Busa
Featuring: Miguel Dalmau
Megan Goetz
Tan Hoang
Nicole Phoenix
Sean Mulholland (Sylis P.)

Hosted by: Michael Kelly & Molly Hanulec

Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

NO COVER! 21+
$1 tacos! $2.50 Tecates!
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Check out the April Taco of the Month: The Oblina
Spicy Nashville hot fried chicken + house made black eyed pea salsa + lemon pepper crema.

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!