Big Ass Bitties // November 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:
Katie Hewko-Dykes
John Deary
John Miller
Bella Robinson

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Pig Roast Publishing Lit Reading

A poetry and prose reading hosted by Pig Roast Publishing featuring some of the best of outsider/transgressive poetry and prose.

 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

LINEUP: 
Gabriel Hart
Jeff Schneider
Jan Stanek
Kat Giordano
Morgenrede
Cletus Crow
Alexandra Naughton

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Birds: A Live Reading

It is estimated that 5,750,000,000 birds live in the United States alone…

If the world is going to end, at least it’s in classic Hitchcockian style! Theatre Contra is bringing you a live reading of Alfred Hitchcock’s avian horror classic: The Birds! Fly on over to Tattooed Mom, hop in a bumper car and dodge some birds because this is going to be a reading like no other!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8TH
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15 | NOTAFLOF
TICKETS: FACEBOOK | TICKETLEAP

Directed by Bryant Edwards
Featuring:
Adam Howard
Leslie Miller
Liz Crino
Tay Sconiers
Zoe Nebraska Feldman
Arthur Robinson

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A very Hot, very Sapphic Variety Show

Come celebrate Sapphic performers at Haus Of Them’s very HOT, very Sapphic Variety Show! This isn’t just drag, this is drag, burlesque, live singing, comedy, and more! Starring some of Philly’s hottest Sapphic entertainers.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Baby Bear
Blue Cola
Core Elysian
Dinah Loneliness
Diva Cup
Ken U. Reids
Mystical Maven
Winter Wonder

Come out and support local queer artists while having a blast with friends!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // September 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

FACE/OFF: A Live Reading

We can eat a peach for hours.

Theatre Contra is back and bringing you the face swapping epic: FACE/OFF! Is there any better plot than Nic Cage and John Travolta trading faces and trying to off each other? Doubtful. Join us at Tattooed Mom, grab a drink, hop in a bumper car and get ready for an action flick like no other. Literally.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4TH
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15 | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP

 

Directed by Jonathan Silver

All VIP tickets come with 4 complimentary raffle tickets and a guaranteed optimal view seat.

Director: Jonathan Silver
Featuring:
Mariah Ghant
Jenna Kuerzi
Eliza Waterman
Kevin Naddeo
Campbell O’Hare
Katie Frazer

 

VIP Tickets available in advance. General Admission (PWYC) available at the door.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Henn House Event’s Presents: Hatched // August 2024

Hatched is an artist showcase that primarily consists of breakout stars while raising funds for a charitable cause. Featuring a blend of drag performances, live music, comedy acts, and more, Hatched promises an unforgettable night of entertainment from all walks of life.

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 13TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Host:
Yari

Featuring:

jennyhennydrag
papi._javi
chakrakhanheart
jaylarosemoore
whisppp_phoenix

Stage managed by: Benny Henny

 

All event proceeds go to Juntos!

 

Follow @henn_house_events on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn

Touching down in South Street and radiating that summer heat! Join the fun and watch Philly-native and local performers bring a variety of sexy talent to Tattooed Moms. Drag, burlesque, singing, poetry, hula hoops! This is a 21+ event with valid ID so leave those kids at home and enjoy adult entertainment and games.

 

THURSDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
Ziphina (Producer and performer)
Isa Ardiente (Host and performer)
Gary the Storyteller
Patti LuStoned
Sir Suavey
Violet Shimmer (stage manager and performer)
Corvus Crawley (door)

 

Want to join the stage? Sign up here for our open stage option! We’ll feature 4 or 5 performers who are ready to get naughty with us: https://forms.gle/Qg7iv7jyoFZtQgvA7

Suggested donations are $15-20 online and at the door. Bringing tip money to throw is highly encouraged! Learn more about The Naughty Jawn at linktr.ee/thenaughytjawn

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JULY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

Featuring:

Lauren LoGiudice
Grace Lazard
Jeff Quintana

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

I Know What You Did Last Summer: A Live Reading

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Like the great Jennifer Love Hewitt says… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? 😱

Join Theatre Contra this July 9th as we perform everyone’s favorite horror movie with way too long a title: I Know What You Did Last Summer! We’re back at Tattooed Mom, so grab a drink, hop in a bumper car and get ready for a classic 90s slasher! No hooded figures with hooks allowed (sorry).

 

TUESDAY, JULY 9TH
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15 | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.