Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

 

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bomb Bomb at TMoms // Sip City Mixer: LGBTQ Women’s Party

Sip City Mixer presents Bomb Bomb and TMoms, an LGBTQ mixer and meetup for queer women!

Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.

💣 Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 🫶🏽🫶🏻🫶🏾 If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!

A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // January 2023

Sip City Mixer presents a special pop-up mixer, Gender Variance, celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members!

A special edition Sip City Mixer centering and celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members! This pop up will be hosted BY and FOR the trans/nb/gnc community. Invited guests or partners also welcome. Please respect this special safe space.

A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.

 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 19TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event

Sip City Mixer and Tattooed Mom bring you Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event benefiting LGBTQIA youth at the Attic Youth Center.

Come for the poetry, stay for the delicious food and drinks! Grab your queer friends and partners and experience a night of spoken word that will leave you laughing, crying, and ordering negroni sbagliatos with prosecco. If you are alcohol-free, there’s plenty of delicious TMoms food to indulge in (plus some N/A beers, and all house cocktails available alcohol-free!)

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION $5
RSVP: FB EVENT

Readers include:
Khem Chanthavong (he/him)
Jan (she/her)
Noah David Roberts (they/them)
Boston Gordon (they/he)
Jamie Sawczyszyn (she/her)
Hyde (they/them)
Cyn Jones (they/them)
Mel (she/her)

Sip City is strongly encouraging the usual $5 cover for Sip City events, of which 100% will go to the Attic Youth Center. A QR code for donations will be available at the event, or you can just ask the host, Jamie.

Vaccinations highly encouraged by event host.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sip City Mixer: Philly LGBTQ Women’s Party // November 2022

Aim early because last time we did a 21+ Sip City at TMoms, there was a line out the door! Head upstairs to meet all your favorite queers. The downstairs is also open. Indulge in a platter of the world’s most delectable loaded tater tots. Please be vaxxed. Masks are encouraged if you’re more comfortable.

Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender nonconforming queer Philadelphians. We are black, white, people of color, trans*. Sip City Mixer organizes special meetups around the area, and you’re invited! It’s a chance to meet new friends and relax with old friends. Queer allies are very welcome!

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10TH
6-9PM
SIP CITY MIXER ENCOURAGES DONATIONS
TO COVENANT HOUSE YOUTH SHELTER
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2022

The Legacy of SLAYHER has reached 4 years of heavy metal ferocity and the demonic divas of South St. return for more fierce drag debauchery!

Drag Her! SLAY HER! In the 4 years since SLAYHER was founded by hosts Lamia and Lorna Doom, Philadelphians have been cursed with countless memories of limitless brutality, unabridged stupidity and downright irresponsible lizard-brain activity due to the antics of this amorphous troupe of high-heeled succubi. Philly’s darkest legacy continues on this auspicious night to celebrate the birth of SLAYHER and one of its founding f*****s, Lorna Doom! The covenant of chaos welcomes the spirits of damned this Samhain with delicious menu options and cocktails by Tattooed Mom. This ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
BRETTZO
ESSA TERICK
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ICON EBONY FIERCE
LUNA THEE JAWNETTE FIERCE
SIR DONYX
YARI

 

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

 

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Very Magazine Vol. 4 Release Party

Join us for the Vol. 4 Release Party for VERY MAGAZINE, a modern day erotic magazine created by Stevie Laney!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7-10PM
MORE INFO

 

FEATURING:
Nicole Wiegand
Nicole Krecicki
Thrifty Stuff
C.M. Crockford
Albino Kitty
Sam Sankey
Salvatore
D. Brezinsti
Jackie Kirby
Malign Designs by Marcus Line

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.