Hen House: A Drag, Stand Up, & Burlesque Show

Baltimore’s Cult Classic Hen House: Drag, Stand Up, Burlesque Variety Show is coming to Tattooed Mom, and you don’t want to miss it! Dynamic Duo Kenny Rooster and Dickolas Cage host a show like no other. Come watch some Philly Favorites take the stage with some Baltimore Super Stars in a variety show that celebrates the sexy, the silly, and the sensational! A jaw dropping, showstopping, head-knocking spectacle that’s in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Grab your friends, your lovers, your metamores, your neighbor or a stranger and come have a night you won’t soon forget. Come oooh, ahhhh, and of course, laugh!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
EVENTBRITE 

 

Featuring
Tan Hoang (Philly)
Zoe Dixon (Philly)
Beth Amphetamine (Baltimore)
***This show is a KRDC Shows production and is UNAFFILIATED with Philadelphia production company, Henn House Productions

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2025

Since October 2018, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show has been shaking the foundations of fame, fashion and fierce in Philadelphia. This legendary dive for artists, misfits and stars alike, Tattooed Mom welcomes you into the arms of Lamia Lust, the cursed queen of nightmares and dreams. In her lair, Lamia heralds the most devious, demonic and gutter trash ghouls to the backrooms runway. Join her and her entourage of evil queens in the filthiest ritual of metal metamorphosis to witness in this modern age. The marriage of heavy metal and drag berths a myriad of abominable forms and incomprehensible beauties, witness the horror of SLAYHER.

Having featured local drag legends, up and coming TV superstars, burlesque, side show, special effects and beyond, Slayher mothers the possibilities of entertainment transcending the constraints of gender, consumerism and fast fashion. Witness the beauty of drag in the filth of heavy metal with cocktails, mocktails, vegan and non vegan delights served hot from the flames of Tmoms’ kitchen! Let go of your limits and take the dive into the fathomless Slayher Screaming Showdown. The most ferocious wail may then hold onto an exclusive prize package from our sponsors and Tattooed overlords.

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE | FACEBOOK

 

Lineup: 
Upstairs at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. 21+ and ID strictly required! Seating begins at 7pm, and the show starts at 8pm SHARP. PLUS: Check out our 2025 Slayher Dates at Tattooed Mom:
Thursday, February 6th
Thursday, April 17th
Thursday, June 12th
Thursday, August 14th
Thursday, October 23rd
Thursday, December 18th

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024

From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.

Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.

The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.

*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2024

6 Years have passed like the night and stars have fallen. Gods slain, hearts stolen. Wolves and hawks, serpents and the vermin gather in a crucible of life to celebrate the harvest of misbegotten souls. The winds beckon for another snackrifice; Slayher.

Witness the horror of the 6th anniversary of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show, the most brutal drag show this side of South St. Only at the legendary hallows of Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Lamia, The Cursed Queen and starring the philthiest in philly drag, burlesque and beyond.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

Cast:
Lamia
Onyx Ondyx
Plexie Glass
Vudu Thee Dahl
Luci Longlegs
Lady Azarine
Hannibal Lickher

Lorna Doom on Sound
Angel Baphomet on Door

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Don’t Speak: BDSM & 90s Drag Show // September 2024

Don’t play with these dolls. D/S returns to dominate as South Street’s sexiest drag show! Witness the might of the mistresses of the night! Philadelphia’s Finest Divas in Many Disciplines join Best of Philly Drag Queen LAMIA, The Cursed Queen in her dynasty of drop dead gorgeous. Showing off their tightest lip syncs and sharpest stunts, the Dont/Speak Divas control the spotlight with their beauty and skill.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Lamia
Mia The Body Bombshell
Nikita Sinn Monroe
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Starring the talents of Philadelphia Legendary Queens:
MIA THE BODY BOMBSHELL
NIKITA SINNN MONROE
DALYLA MIZANI CRISTAL

Anything but demure and mindful, keep your brats on a tight leash around the dommy mommy femme fatales of Tattooed Mom. Enjoy your situation with a menu of vegan and nonvegan options and signature cocktails that will satisfy your salivating spirit. Strap in with an atmosphere of art and anarchy while you find your seat amongst Philly’s most fierce.

Doors Open at 8pm/ 21+ event VALID ID REQUIRED
Reserve your seat and RSVP on eventbrite!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2024

Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers! The abysall tombescence of your heavy metal goddess dusts the landscape with golden twilight.

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

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Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence, Philly Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a twist and hostess of Slayher for its 5 year reign.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:

Onyx Ondyx from The Boulet Brothers Dragula
Plexie Glass
Caresse Deville
Vudu Thee Dahl
Calliope
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Litha: A Solstice Drag Show

Cast your circle, call your corners and gather your baddest witches for LITHA! Saint Sigh and friends will be bringing their spookiest, witchiest numbers for a celebration of the long summer days to come and concluding the night with an amazing raffle!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:
SAINT SIGH (HOST)
THE ZANYTHING
GEMINI MXR
GOOFY LITTLEGUY
DIVINE PARADI
VANITY KILLZ
LIL BLO PEEP

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Happi Hour Drag Show

It’s Taco Tuesday with drag performances from Philly’s little slice of Silly, Pi! Enjoy a FREE drag show with happy hour specials of $1.50 tacos and $3 tecates. Bone app the teeth!
TUESDAY, JUNE 18TH
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
STARRING:
 
*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // June 2024

The saints of sin return to south st to celebrate the deadliest misdeed to be seen. Witness the Pride of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show hosted by Best of Philly Mag 2023 Lamia, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia. The most brutal drag show this side of Broad St features the lip sync talent, the sideshow swag and the heavy metal hair flip action that separates the posers from the hardcore fans. Flown in from various sections of Philadelphia, these local entertainers showcase the beauty, grace and congeniality of the only heavy metal drag show you can find on a Thursday night!

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Returning to Slayher after starring on Boulet Bros. Dragula Season 5, witness Onyx Ondyx!
Starring the Slayher Ladies of Lust Vudu Thee Dahl, Caresse Deville, Plexie Glass and the premiere of Nikita Sinn Monroe, your reigning Miss Continental Metropolitan Plus!
Featuring guest performances from local up and coming demon kings and queens!

Come poised to impress with your most guttural yell for the Slayher Screaming Showdown and compete for the auspiciously coveted prize package courtesy of your Tattooed Overlords. Feast on the finest menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies while your eyes devour the fashion and finesse of the serpentine sirens of Slayher.
Doors at 7pm. Show starts at 8pm. 2nd Floor. Seats are first come first served unless reserved with a VIP presale package. More info available on eventbrite!

 

CAST:
Lamia
Vudu thee dahl
Onyx ondyx
Plexie glass
Nikita sinn monroe
Caresse deville
Vanity killz (guest)
Angel baphomet (door)
Lady azarine (guest)Tom foolery (guest)
Kyle (sound)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Don’t Speak: BDSM and 90s Drag Show // May 2024

Hey You!

Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! Submit to your nostalgic desires in Philadelphia’s newest kink, bdsm and drag show hosted by Philly’s premiere queen with a twist, Lamia. Starring the fierce Philly femmes and domme downtown divas Rocceaux, Paula Deen-White and Volkie Versace

Are you Happy Now? Indulge your daydreams in a blast to the past in an all 90s and No Doubt themed Drag Show. Witness Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and your favorite divas of the new millenium as you delight in the delicacies of South St’s Legendary Punk Rock, Indie Art and Heavy Metal hangout, only at Tattooed Mom’s!

 

THURSDAY, MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Clean out those Spiderwebs in your memory with games and trivia about 90s culture and BDSM in the kinkiest drag show in South Philly. The sharpest memory will win prizes and packages that will make it hard to keep it zipped up.

Next, your fantasies run free as your pop idols strip it down after the sun sets. The ladies of leather and lace may look like angels but Underneath It All, they’re not that innocent. Desire dominates the night as the divas of Don’t Speak tighten their bootstraps and take your breath away. Don your freshest leather, harnesses, ropes or straps and sit in worship of your mistresses.

You can look, but don’t touch, please practice consent with your fellow patrons and your performers, bar staff and hostesses.. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Hatespeech will not be tolerated and will result in expulsion from this event and Tattooed Mom’s. This event is 21+, Valid Photo Id is required at the door. Reserved seating is available for VIPS on a first come, first served basis.

 

Cast:
Lamia
Volkie Versace
Paula Deen-Whit
Rocceaux

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.