It Was The Night Before Halloween: A Drag Variety Show

Twas the night before Halloween…
and all through @tmoms,
were freaks and queerdos
ready to perform their butts off!
at The Haus Of Them Variety Show,
October 30th,
doors at 7 show at 8,
you won’t wanna miss this.
Come in a costume
for a free raffle ticket
and bring those dollars
cuz you’ll wanna be tippin

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Enjoy your mischief night with Haus Of Them to get into the Halloween spirit!

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Angel Baphomet
APHRODYKE
Buck 2th
Cinna $lut
Eboni X Pyre
Javier El Jugador
Stanny Hel
Themme Fatale

Kittened by Rexxi!

Tickets from $10 to $20 but no one turned away for lack of funds!!! Get reserved seating online.

See you there! Happy Halloween!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Masters of Horror: A Halloween Extravaganza

Join Balena Canto and Tattooed Mom for the MOST scary, thrilling, spooky, and QUEER Halloween experience! Our cast of drag performers and burlesque artists will be celebrating Halloween with numbers dedicated to “Masters of Horror” like Hitchcock, A24, Jordan Peele, Del Toro, Stephen King, Wes Craven, and so many more!

In addition to our show, we’ll have a costume constest (cause it’s Halloween Night, duh!), where you have a chance to show off your costume and impress me and my cast! Best costume will win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-25 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Cyrus K Stratton
Georgia Peach
Renaissance Noir
Saavy
The ZanyThing
Wet Betty

DJ/Sound: Brettzo

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

 

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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
NO COVER  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

Stoli Razberi + Lo-Fi Sweet Vermouth
Aperol + Strawberry Jam + Sparkling Water
Served with a Red Licorice Straw

Available 10/27 – 10/31
Only at Tattooed Mom!!

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DAY-O, DAYYYYY-O, Daylight come and we want go home…

“I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.
If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own,
I will go insane, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!”

—Delia Deetz, Beetlejuice (1988)

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And on Halloween night, don’t miss Masters Of Horror: a drag and burlesque extravaganza celebrating scary movie classics!

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Collide Zine’s First Halloween Open Mic + Artist Bash

Are you ready for an evening of creepy creativity, spooky spoken word, and paranormal poetry? Then join us Monday, October 23rd, from 6-10PM for an event that is the perfect pre-game for that costume you’re dying to try out on Halloween weekend.

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Yes, there will be a costume contest, art raffles, a poetry open mic in the back room, and art vendors in the front room of the upstairs bar until close. We also invite attendees to PASTE DA WALLS with your handmade art and stickers! Support local artists and poets in a way you’ve never seen before. We’ve got tricks, we’ve got treats, and we’re keeping the mic going all night long!

This event is free 21+. Open mic spaces are limited, so get there early to reserve your spot. Raffle winners will be announced at 9:30 sharp, and all tickets sold help support Collide Zine, now in its fifth edition. You can purchase a copy at the event or by following @collidezinephilly.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Friday the 13th Art Market

IT’S UR LUCKY DAY  .  JOIN US FOR A FRIDAY THE 13TH ART MARKET IF U DARE .

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Doomed Future
Inphltrate
the666cat
Sea of Doom
Young Daniel Cant
Birdwatchers Studio
Nero
URQUHART
Sharks & Spades
GRIMGRIMGRIM
Gloopy Goblin
Kyle Confehr
ressinblood
Idle Hands

 

Flyer design by @the666cat.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Haus Of Them Presents: Halloween in July

You like Halloween? You like witches 🧙 zombies 🧟 and more? Why wait for October! Come celebrate Halloween in July with a sexy silly cast of phillys spoopiest performers 🎃👻! July 27th doors at 7 pm show at 8 pm at Tattooed Mom! Brought to you by the drag house Haus Of Them aka H.O.T. ❤️‍🔥

 

THURSDAY, JULY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep 🐑 & The ZanyThing 🤪

Starring:
Angélique
Fyre Wood
Henlo Bullfrog
Rexxi
+ five open stage performers (!!!)

With photography from Lee!

And Zsa Zsa Dali at the door!

Come to Tattooed Mom to celebrate the best holiday !!! $10 to $20 suggested donation, but no one turned away for lack of funds

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Spooky Poems 365

Spooky Poems 365 is titled as such because Halloween never leaves our hearts. A haunted poetry reading on the first of November. What’s scarier—ghosts, or the thought that winter is coming?

The reading takes place at Tattooed Mom’s from 6PM to 9PM. There are three featured readers, who will each read for 15 to 20 minutes. The featured readers will be followed by an open mic, hosted by Noah! Readers have 5 minutes to perform. Remember, the tone is spooky! Must be 21+ with valid ID to attend.

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Lindsay Hargrave
Noah David Roberts
Robyn Hager

 

This event is obviously Halloween themed—but the idea came from Roberts’ most recent book, Final Girl Mythos, which is a collections of poems inspired by classic slasher movies. Roberts watched all the source movies over the summer—including watching films like Halloween and Friday the 13 th for the first time—and got really into the spooky spirit. Halloween is always with us! That is why the event is titled Spooky Poems 365.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BUT THIS … IS ONE NIGHT ONLY
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE
NO COVER ALL NIGHT  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

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Creepies, crawlies, monsters, & mashers,
girls, gays, & theys, and the whole damn gang—
join us on Halloween night for a bloody bash including…

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THE VAMPIRE COCKTAIL SPECIAL

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Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Hocus Pocus: A Very Spooky Live Reading

SISTAAAHHHSSS. Join us on October 30th at 3pm and 7pm for not one, but TWO showings of a very spooky live reading of everyone’s favorite witchy movie: Hocus Pocus~~

A critical bomb that turned into a cult classic, you better be ready for one hell of a spell.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Directed by Bryant Edwards

Featuring:
Mariah Ghant
Brennen Malone
Katie Frazer
Leslie Miller
Adam Howard
Liz Crino
and more!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.