Queef! An O P E N Letter to Madonna // Free Fringe Philly

Performer Fay Florence-Steddum is bringing Queef! An O P E N Letter to Madonna to Tattooed Mom as part of Free Fringe Philly!

9:30pm Show // FREE // 21+

At the threshold of the apocalypse, an aberration appears! She is bold, boisterous and impelled by the witness of her glory, Madonna. Call her a Goddess? Call her a Queen? Call her Mama, if you dare! With fullness, she arrives, gooch first, to shed skid marks, free asses and spread the good pubes to all Americans: the time has come to release our inners and QUEEF in the face of despair!

Join us Wednesday, September 18, 9:30PM at Tattooed Mom (21+) for the first showing of this new participatory ritual in development! Created by Chicago Theatre Artist, Fay Florence-Steddum.

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Uncomfortable: A Stand Up Storytelling Show // Free Fringe Philly

Uncomfortable is a stand up and storytelling show where performers are invited to explore the humor in all things awkward, difficult, taboo, painful or otherwise uncomfortable to talk about. Some of the material may be very light and some of it will be heavier, but it is all guaranteed to be unique. Come spend a night with some amazing comedians as they entertain you, make you think, and bare their souls.

21+ // FREE // UPSTAIRS
This show is part of Free Fringe Philly! Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Comedians include:
Hannah Trav
Marrianne Beltle
Katonya Mosely
& MORE!

Hosted By Sammie James

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
a special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

You, Me, and Astrology // Free Fringe Philly

Performer Nikki Hartung is bringing her show You, Me, and Astrology to Tattooed Mom as part of Free Fringe Philly!

8:30pm Show // FREE // 21+

Sometimes life events happen that make you want to understand yourself and the world around you on a deeper level… to make sense of the chaos that flows around us and within us… and sometimes, we just want to be entertained. Western horoscopes can be just that; Guidance, explanation & gosh darn fun. In this work in progress show, Nikki explores the 12 zodiac signs through characters, personal essay and song in the hopes of –like many 20 something, city-living millennials– understanding more of the world around her and herself. Mixed as well with some dance, real horoscopes and — a face mask?! #taurusbaby”

**Please note this show is a work in progress. Like our lives… so be kind :)**

Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Enjoy half price drafts before & during the event from 5-7pm and 10-11pm,
plus half price tots & $2.50 Miller High Life 7pm til midnight!

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Drunk Lion // Free Fringe Philly

Drunk Lion is returning to Tattooed Mom as part of Free Fringe Philly!

8pm Show // FREE // 21+

Drunk Lion follows an alcoholic Lion who spends his days drinking into oblivion in a cantina, until he meets Chris, a young foreigner learning how to speak Spanish. The unlikely pair forge an intoxicated bond over life, love, and alcohol.

“…imaginative, free-flowing story-telling of very high quality.”
– Wee Review ★★★★★

“…an excellent and thought-provoking show which makes a metaphor come alive.”
– Three Weeks ★★★★

“…a potent success.”
– Broadway Baby ★★★★

“…humorous as it is tragic, poignant as it is absurd…”
– New Orleans Defender

Written & performed by Chris Davis.
Directed by Mary Tuomanen.

Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Free Fringe Philly at Tattooed Mom: September 2019

It’s showtime at Tattooed Mom & Free Fringe Philly is taking the stage!

Free Fringe Philly is a new festival that runs parallel to Fringe Festival, with the specific intention of fostering free, fun, and accessible performances across the city! Stay up to date with the festival here & check out the following Free Fringe Philly events at Tattooed Mom!

Please note that all events are 21+ and upstairs at Tattooed Mom.
All Free Fringe Philly shows are FREE, but donations to the artists are greatly appreciated.

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Monday, September 9th
7:00pm Lez Belly Dance: A short performance by lesbian couple & belly dance duo!
8:00pm Drunk Lion: The story of an unlikely bond between an alcoholic lion and a man named Chris.
9:30pm In Pasta: An exploration of imposter syndrome (plus a kiddie pool full of spaghetti).

Sunday, September 15th
8:30pm You, Me, and Astrology: BYO birth chart for this one woman WIP show about horoscopes & self care!

Wednesday, September 18th
7:00pm Uncomfortable: A Stand Up Storytelling Show: A comedic exploration of the awkward, difficult, taboo, painful, an uncomfortable parts of life.
9:30pm Queef! An O P E N Letter to Madonna: Goddess energy & vagina positivity.

Sunday, September 22nd
7:00pm Dr. Jawn’s Comedy Variety Hour: An improv showcase with Dr. Jawn!

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Enjoy all these events with Tattooed Mom’s TWO daily happy hours (5-7pm & 10-11pm), as well as our weekly specials & full food and drink menu!

Wings of Get Down: Fundraiser Performances

Looking for a night out with short readings and performances from the Philadelphia Fringe Festival? Come spend the night at Tattooed Mom where there is Much to Do, Much to Fix with theatrical skits, live painting, & body art!

Artists and Entertainers:
Wings of Paper Theatre Company (Much to Do, Much to Fix)
VURT (Visual Urban Renewal and Transformation)
Elephant Room Productions
Cirque du Nuit
& Yannick Trapman-O’Brien (If We Win)

Come join us on Monday July 15th from 5pm-9pm. It’s Pay What You Can, but a suggested $5 donation is greatly appreciated! All guests must be 21+.

Dive into the worlds of Gods & mortals and see how each action a person takes can affect all aspects of life, all while enjoying a cold drink in your hand! Spend the evening watching and listening to scenes & short acts from the upcoming original production Much to Do, Much to Fix by John Cambridge of the Wings of Paper Theatre Company.

Join us on Monday, July 15th from 5-9pm for a series of short performances in the Tattooed Mom upstairs back room.
Entry to the back room is Pay What You Can, but a suggested $5 donation is greatly appreciated.
A percentage of the upstairs bar sales will be donated to the production.

All guests must be 21+.

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Fringe friends.

Dummy at Tattooed Mom

NYC comedian Anders Lee is bringing his Edinburgh show to Philly for Fringe Festival!

FREE // 21+ // UPSTAIRS

Diagnosed at a young age with Autistic spectrum disorder, Anders dives headfirst into questions of education, diagnosis, social cues, and what it truly means to be dumb. Through jokes and stories, he reflects on his own experience growing up with the autism label, as well as the dark, eugenicist history of the diagnosis itself.

“Funny, heartwarming and thought-provoking”
— Live London Post

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

The Presented by Chris Davis

The Presented
​written & performed by Chris Davis
directed by Mary Tuomanen

The Presented explores what it means to be a chosen artist in the world today. In his signature comedic style, Davis examines the issues facing many theater artists today in a fun and hilarious 50-minute show that will make you never want to pursue a career in the arts ever again.

Reviews:
“Anyone who longs for a true Fringe experience — or who wants to spend some time with a naturally warm and engaging performer — should seek Davis out. A kind of Spalding Gray you’d want to grab a beer with at Dirty Franks, he occupies a space in the Philly theater ecosystem all his own.” ”
– Cameron Kelsall, Broad Street Review

“…an exuberant and irresistible Rumpelstiltskin who spins his own life’s straw into gold.”
– Kathryn Oselund, Phindie.com

Tickets available online and at the door.
Suggested $10 donation.
ORDER IN ADVANCE:
http://thepresented.brownpapertickets.com

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

GLI$TER: A Fringe Arts show

The Hum’n’bards are back for the 2017 Philadelphia Fringe Festival!

This year The Hum’n’bards have adapted the story of Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice and taken themes from Orwell’s Animal Farm to create a show inspired by Weimar-era cabaret, clowning, and street theatre: GLI$TER.

Join The Banker and his tribe of Sad American Clowns as they weave the story of Shylock, Portia, Antonio, and Bassanio, all struggling to find common ground in a world controlled by judgement and greed. Featuring original music by Anna Michael and Travis Fischbach and performances by Eric Jaffe, Christina Higgins, Anna Michael, Travis Fischbach, Jeremy Adam, Taylor Plunkett-Clements and Lexi Pozonsky, GLI$TER will transport you to a sexy, glitter-fueled world where The Banker always wins.

…but remember to come prepared to tip with small bills, because these clowns work for cash and an empty hat can stop the show!

TWO SHOWS!
Tuesday, September 12th & Sunday, September 17th!!
Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.

GLI$TER: a Fringe Arts show

The Hum’n’bards are back for the 2017 Philadelphia Fringe Festival!

This year The Hum’n’bards have adapted the story of Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice and taken themes from Orwell’s Animal Farm to create a show inspired by Weimar-era cabaret, clowning, and street theatre: GLI$TER.

Join The Banker and his tribe of Sad American Clowns as they weave the story of Shylock, Portia, Antonio, and Bassanio, all struggling to find common ground in a world controlled by judgement and greed. Featuring original music by Anna Michael and Travis Fischbach and performances by Eric Jaffe, Christina Higgins, Anna Michael, Travis Fischbach, Jeremy Adam, Taylor Plunkett-Clements and Lexi Pozonsky, GLI$TER will transport you to a sexy, glitter-fueled world where The Banker always wins.

…but remember to come prepared to tip with small bills, because these clowns work for cash and an empty hat can stop the show!

TWO SHOWS!
Tuesday, September 12th & Sunday, September 17th!!
Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.