Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator // December 2023

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host a live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material. Bring your festive and holiday ideas, but that’s not mandatory.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest

Art by J. Cella.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // November 2023

Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Go Fish! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!*

*with laughs

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Performers:

schmootyimprov vs. Go Fish

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2023

We’re back at it again at Tattooed Mom! Wednesday, Novemebr 15th. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

Featured Readers:
Malachi Lily
Alyse James
Mo the Poet
Candice Iloh
Medina Keita
Trina Sanyal

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Shame Spiral: a storytelling show about the things we carry

10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Comedians:

Mamaye

Joe G

Sean O’Shaughnessy

Geoff Jackson

Thomas Patrick

Dr. Holly

Conor Lutz

Charles Steele

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

PUFF Presents: Free Book/Zine Swap

PUFF Presents a FREE BOOK/ZINE Swap upstairs at Tattooed Mom (530 South St) on Sunday, Nov. 12 from 1-5pm. An afternoon of local authors, artists and vendors selling and trading books, zines, periodicals and comic books. Plus a FREE take a book, share a book library inspired by the Little Free Library (please bring something to participate).

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
1-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Vendors include:
Krystle Griffin
James Curcio
Kathryn Hemmann
Footage Fiends
Martha Cooney
Sawyer Lovett/Ephemeral Riot
Frogdad Comics
South Street Art Mart
Miguélangelo Hexylvania
Willy VHS
Taped off TV
HOOT Review
& the Philadelphia Unnamed Film Festival

Hosted by the Unnamed Film Festival @PhillyUnnamed a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization.
“Little Free Library® is a registered trademark of Little Free Library, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. Content used with permission.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Clem H. Fandango 2024 Calendar Release Party

Join us for the Official Release Party of The Clem Fandango 2024 Calendar! Created and hosted by Stevie Laney, 20% of calendar sales will be donated to @phillypaws! 😸

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
6-9PM

Vendors:
@steviellaney
@____tyst
@elizabethkrosss
@jpkimtheperson
@kenneykutouts
@nightowldesigns
@snugbabyhues
@tapedofftv
@thelalatheory

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sip City Lo/Fi: Crafty Queers

Whether you are a crafty or creative queer or not – come hang out with @sipcitylofi while we while away the fall afternoon at @tmoms! Bring whatever portable craft you love. Knitting, crocheting, sketching, beading, anything! And if you’re not particularly creative, come by and just chill with us! Its a nice chance to hang out with other queer people who aren’t necessarily into the party scene!

PLUS—Don’t have your own crafting supplies? No problem! TMoms will have fun and creative materials available for Craft Sunday!

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4

Follow Sip City Mixer and Sip City Lo/Fi on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Witches’ Brew

The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Comedians:

Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.