Fast and Furious: A Live Reading

We live our lives a quarter of a mile at a time…
We’re fast. We’re furious. And we’re back with another reading in our Summer Movie Reading Series. What happens in the Fast and Furious franchise? Who knows, but we’re excited to do it all, live at Tattooed Mom!

Want to guarantee one of the best seats in the house? We offer limited VIP tickets which include 4 free raffle tickets, the best views in the house, and no stress about finding a seat. Available individually or at a discounted 4-pack price.

 

SUNDAY, JULY 23RD
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | $15 VIP RESERVED SEATS
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Directed by Liz Crino (she/her)

Cast:
Natajia Sconiers (she/her)
John Patouhas (he/him)
Leslie Miller (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
and more!

Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

South Philly Pun Off

Come on out to Tattooed Mom for the wordiest, nerdiest pub trivia and improv challenge you’ve ever seen! BRING A TEAM!

In ROUND 1, you and your team will do some punny pub trivia: come up with headlines for batty news stories, complete the dad joke, and other exciting word nerdery(!).

In ROUND 2, otherwise known as PUNDEMONIUM, contestants go head to head in an improvised pun tournament, picking topics out of a hat and riffing.

 

TUESDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7XPM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BULLSHIT LIT’S Second Anthology Release Party

BULLSHIT celebrates the release of their second print anthology with a reading and party @ tmoms! with readings from fourteen all-star writers, books for sale, and maybe even an open mic. 😉

 

SUNDAY, JULY 16TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Ryan Aliapoulios
L. Amariti
Jackie Domenus
Kat Giordano
Timothy C. Goodwin
finch greene
John Pinto
nat raum
Noah David Roberts
Leticia Priebe Rocha
Rory Strong
Eric Turner
Han Defeo Waldman
Isabella Willms-Jones

Hosted by Veronica Bennett!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Vegan Geeks Unite Market

It’s been OVER THREE YEARS since we did a Philly Vegan Pop Flea. So why not do it on EMBRACE YOUR GEEKNESS DAY & NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY!

Join us for the VEGAN GEEKS UNITE MARKET on THURSDAY, JULY 13, 2023 6PM-10PM! It’s going to be a fun evening celebrating community & enjoying all the good good that’s vegan & plant-based under one roof!

We’ll be at TATTOOED MOM on the second floor with a great line-up of vendors. SUPPORT SMALL & VEGAN BUSINESS IN PHILLY!

This event will also be a fundraiser for FOOD EMPOWERMENT PROJECT, making great strides in promoting veganism, ethical living, workers’ rights, food security and more! Learn more at foodispower.org!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 13TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Vendors include:
8213 Desserts
Bad Therapy Art
Blobs
Earth Kandy Nail Polish
Ladybug Deli
Onje Sea Gold Seamoss
Plant-Based Human
Randuart
The Art of Ladies ‘N Gents by Inez Santos
South Street Art Mart
Strega Negra
more to be named…

And celebrate National French Fry Day with Tutu Mary’s Vegan Pork Dan Dan Fries! Available for one night ONLY at the Vegan Geeks Unite Market!

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr

HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!

 

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Jerks Productions Presents: FUSED UNDERGROUND // July 2023

Join us for a night of ART, HORROR, & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists!

 

FRIDAY, JULY 7TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Participating Artists:
8213 Desserts
Art by JAL
Charmed
Corvid Alternative Art Store
Josh Allain
Lillian Bones Art
Lounge LizZard Designs
Lucy Stackhouse
Mark Brandstetter
Meldar16
Nahcroll Illustration LLC
Necromantic Creations
Rainbow Brain Splatterings
Randuart
Shayna J Feinstein
Weird Amiga
X Knight Productions

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: One Clit Wonders! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute

We love to love ’em and sometimes we love to hate ’em! See and hear your favorite On-Hit Wonders from every decade and musical genre brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

We cannot wait to present these classic songs to you with a new and queer twist! So come on (Eileen) and (Harlem) shake it on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 7/6 for a show that will answer the tough questions like, “What is love?” and will have you facing your fears as you stare right into the, “eye of the tiger!”….Okay, i’m done, I promise!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Daelicious
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Little Piece
Lulu Blue
Monty Caldo
Pilar Salt
The ZanyThing

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator // July 2023

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host a live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material.

 

SUNDAY, JULY 2ND
2-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // Pride Month Edition

Happy Pride Month! You Can’t Kill A Poet is back and they are bringing you phenomenal Philly queer and trans poets to share their work and fill the room with queer joy. Come join us at Tattooed Mom for a fun and gregarious night full of feelings. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm.

This is a 21+ event, free to attend! Please feel welcome to wear masks but please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading is offered in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia with support from The Pennsylvania Department of Education.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

Featuring Readings By:

Lydia Host is a transgender writer, poet, and literary translator living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Her work has appeared in The Southern Review, The Global City Review, Stone of Madness Press, The Raven’s Perch Magazine, and others.

Khem Chanthavong (He/Him) is a 24 year old Lao Trans Tom and Queer multidisciplinary artist. Through spoken word poetry and R&B + neosoul music, Khem explores his movement through the world as a gender abundant brown trans person. His work highlights the significance of unpacking desirability politics while being fetishized, exploring queer intimacy as well as demanding respect and celebrating QTPOC joy under white supremacist America. His work also highlights finding self love and liberation while moving through grief, generational trauma and poverty. Khem hopes to always bring intentionality to a space whether that’s with warmth and intimacy or much needed disruption. QTPOC voices should always be centered and amplified when we have “Pride” in mind.

Dev Kiyota is an editor living in Philadelphia. A graduate of Temple University’s MFA in Creative Writing, they’re currently typing this bio, which you’ve just finished reading.

Evangeline Brooks is a coffee-worker, singer, poet & actress based in South West Philadelphia. Van is an unpublished poet, whose work revolves around Black Trans ancestry, feminine poz divinity, & the richness, weight, & cost of living in a body that is both desired & discounted. She is a daughter, a sister, a lover, a muse. She stands on the shoulders of many.

Julia Gwiazdowski is a Philly-born and based poet and musician. She often writes on queerness, gender, and mental illness but also can’t resist dabbling in ekphrastic pieces and love poems. She’s been published in Wizards In Space, Stone of Madness Press, and Moss Puppy Magazine.

Trina Sanyal (they/them) is a comic and poet based in Philly. After their first You Can’t Kill a Poet, they were so encouraged and moved by the space that they went on to organize a community reading at Partner and Sons connecting other writers and friends to each other,  and have also read their work at the Kelly Writers House as a part of their Philly Artist series for WXPN. They hope to keep reading, writing, laughing, loving etc etc.

 

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday – Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy Mom’s happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

TATTOOED MOMEDY // June 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY JUNE 27

8-10PM

NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING:

 

Max Barth 

Charles Steele

Alex Phipps 

Rylan Sylvester

Glennis Laroe 

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell 

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

 

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!