Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Go Fish! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!*
*with laughs
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Performers:
schmootyimprov vs. Go Fish
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
We’re back at it again at Tattooed Mom! Wednesday, Novemebr 15th. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Featured Readers:
Malachi Lily
Alyse James
Mo the Poet
Candice Iloh
Medina Keita
Trina Sanyal
Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Comedians:
Mamaye
Joe G
Sean O’Shaughnessy
Geoff Jackson
Thomas Patrick
Dr. Holly
Conor Lutz
Charles Steele
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Join us for the Official Release Party of The Clem Fandango 2024 Calendar! Created and hosted by Stevie Laney, 20% of calendar sales will be donated to @phillypaws! 😸
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
6-9PM
Vendors:
@steviellaney
@____tyst
@elizabethkrosss
@jpkimtheperson
@kenneykutouts
@nightowldesigns
@snugbabyhues
@tapedofftv
@thelalatheory
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Comedians:
Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
: what :
weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons
: when :
. sat 10/28 . 1-5pm . outside tmoms .
@sharksandspades + @grimgrimgrim215
: see u on the street :
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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍
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What’s Up Inside TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
: what :
weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons
: when :
. fri 10/27 . 5-9pm . outside tmoms .
@zo.geist + @bluebenet
: see u on the street :
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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍
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What’s Up Inside TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
