You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2022

It’s the last You Can’t Kill a Poet of 2022! What a joy to have come back and shared queer space with ya’ll this year. It’s going to be a good one!

Featuring an amazing list of queer and trans readers, including Quinn Rodriguez, Mónica Gomery, Raena Shirali, Alina Pleskova, Cam Simmons, Boston Gordon, Kareal Amenumey, and Monica Huang! Mónica Gomery has a brand new book out this month, Might Kindred, and Raena Shirali also has a brand new book out, Summonings!

Come celebrate these new books and ALL of our readers amazing work! Masks encouraged!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Saddy & Friends: Friendsgiving Vintage Pop-Up Event

Support local & small! Celebrate the season while perusing candles, secondhand clothing, accessories, jewelry, and so much more! Come hang out and let’s be friends!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
3-7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

VENDORS INCLUDE:
@miasglowry
@sausage_and_peppers
@mo.chelle_
@saddys_2ndhnd
& MORE!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BASURA: Pop-Up Art Exhibition and Installation

BASURA will be the final product of a pandemic-long artistic journey between two friends. Brian and Vivona were trapped in a sinking pirate ship of a loft in Chinatown, Boston, MA when they decided to collaborate and create an installation at Tattooed Mom. Struggle, progress, more struggle, and Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboards ensued. They created a book that would transfer to the hallowed walls of this wildly amazing astral plane. Once arriving in Philadelphia, PA to install this piece over two years ago, they were exposed to COVID by garbage fire ding dongs, their vehicle tried to explode, and the city was in full riot and protest mode. They were quarantined and losing their minds…

Since then, Brian has relocated to Philly and Vivona has relocated to Southern California. But for two people like them, the itch was not scratched and the story just got better. This installation and exhibit will be the trigger for a new version of the book, and in many opinions, a more interesting and compelling story.

 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH
6PM-12AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING ARTWORK FROM J.M. VIVONA & BRIAN M. FRESH

 

Bonus Round: These Dum Dum Boys will be releasing a very limited edition TMoms Basura tee, available the night of the show at Tattooed Mom!

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event

Sip City Mixer and Tattooed Mom bring you Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event benefiting LGBTQIA youth at the Attic Youth Center.

Come for the poetry, stay for the delicious food and drinks! Grab your queer friends and partners and experience a night of spoken word that will leave you laughing, crying, and ordering negroni sbagliatos with prosecco. If you are alcohol-free, there’s plenty of delicious TMoms food to indulge in (plus some N/A beers, and all house cocktails available alcohol-free!)

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION $5
RSVP: FB EVENT

Readers include:
Khem Chanthavong (he/him)
Jan (she/her)
Noah David Roberts (they/them)
Boston Gordon (they/he)
Jamie Sawczyszyn (she/her)
Hyde (they/them)
Cyn Jones (they/them)
Mel (she/her)

Sip City is strongly encouraging the usual $5 cover for Sip City events, of which 100% will go to the Attic Youth Center. A QR code for donations will be available at the event, or you can just ask the host, Jamie.

Vaccinations highly encouraged by event host.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2022

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, November 16th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH
DOORS 7pm // SHOW 8pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENTEVENTBRITE (RSVP)

 

Featuring:
Meg Goetz
Brandon Mitchell
Frank Neblett
Kateryna Shev
Josh Martier
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown

 

Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties: The Big Friendsgivingass Special

Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill every need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.

This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of friendship or whatever else these idiots come up with.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Alex Tatarsky
Tyler Wolf
Sarah Knittel
Hannah Burks
Jake Lapinsky
Dru
Naim
Jaime

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BULLSHIT LIT POETRY READING + BOOK PARTY

hey, poets, writers, and lovers of bullshit! come hang at tmoms for the first-ever BULLSHIT LIT poetry reading + quadruple book release party! four featured poets + an open mic to follow + BS books for sale. helllllllllll yeah.

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

LINEUP:
Lauren Theresa
Lucas Restivo
Juliet Gelfman-Randazzo
Amy Jannotti
BULLSHIT LIT

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Spooky Poems 365

Spooky Poems 365 is titled as such because Halloween never leaves our hearts. A haunted poetry reading on the first of November. What’s scarier—ghosts, or the thought that winter is coming?

The reading takes place at Tattooed Mom’s from 6PM to 9PM. There are three featured readers, who will each read for 15 to 20 minutes. The featured readers will be followed by an open mic, hosted by Noah! Readers have 5 minutes to perform. Remember, the tone is spooky! Must be 21+ with valid ID to attend.

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Lindsay Hargrave
Noah David Roberts
Robyn Hager

 

This event is obviously Halloween themed—but the idea came from Roberts’ most recent book, Final Girl Mythos, which is a collections of poems inspired by classic slasher movies. Roberts watched all the source movies over the summer—including watching films like Halloween and Friday the 13 th for the first time—and got really into the spooky spirit. Halloween is always with us! That is why the event is titled Spooky Poems 365.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BUT THIS … IS ONE NIGHT ONLY
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE
NO COVER ALL NIGHT  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

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Creepies, crawlies, monsters, & mashers,
girls, gays, & theys, and the whole damn gang—
join us on Halloween night for a bloody bash including…

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THE VAMPIRE COCKTAIL SPECIAL

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Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.