BRIMSTONE MARKET: A Summertime Snack Pop-Up

Join Brimstone Apothecary at Tattooed Mom on Sunday, May 21st, from 1pm to 5pm, for BRIMSTONE MARKET, a magical experience featuring a special selection of hand-crafted, infused Summertime Snacks made with fresh local ingredients and Pennsylvania-grown hemp. Enjoy music Vinyl DJ Sets from our friends at Actual Records and peruse the unique offerings from some of our favorite local vendors like Sea of Doom, Something Stellar, Ice Cold Phatties and Sweet Peach Gems. Step into our world of alchemy and magic at BRIMSTONE MARKET!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 21ST
1-5PM (EXTENDED AN EXTRA HOUR!)
NO COVER // FREE FUN
MORE INFO: LINK

 

VENDORS:
Sea of Doom
Ice Cold Phatties
Sweet Peach Gems
Brimstone Apothecary
With All Vinyl, All Day with live mixes from our friends at Actual Records!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Skull Art Show: Hosted By Absynthe Gallery X Juicy Goth

One Night Only Art Show Including Local Philadelphia Based Creative Visual Artists, Makers & Designers.

Show Begins At 5 p.m. And Ends At 10 p.m.

We Hope To See You At TMoms At The Bar Or In A Bumper Car.

Love And Good Times Always.

BEEP BEEP !!!

 

FRIDAY, MAY 19TH
5-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: ABSYNTHE GALLERY

 

Artists Include:
@marz.lumo
@juicygoth
@mmefaithhaiku
@electricvizion
@grams.ss
@citypixie.shop
@dark_whimsy
@sktch
@funeral.home.art
@ragtagqueen
@hilarymartinart
@motherbishop_
@trippybunni
@bgirlstyle215
@skynart_
@snugbabyhues
@tinyterror_art
@art.is.brit
@muy.wav

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // Nine Year Anniversary!

It’s our nine-year anniversary! Come celebrate! We’re bringing you phenomenal queer and trans poets from Philadelphia to share their work and fill the room with queer experience. Come join us for this rowdy, raucous, fun event full of feelings! We’re back at Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm.

This is a 21+ event, ids are checked at the door. Free to attend! Please be vaccinated, masks are welcome. Please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading is offered in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia with support from The Pennsylvania Department of Education.

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 17TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring Readings By:

Lauren Yates is a writer, visual artist, & burlesque performer from Philadelphia by way of San Diego. Lauren has represented Philly at the National Poetry Slam and the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Her work has been featured in bedfellows, Voicemail Poems, GLITTERBRAIN, Bettering American Poetry, and more. Lauren is also a teaching artist and is currently developing a workshop that marries poetry and burlesque. Find her on Instagram @i_am_yates.

S. Brook Corfman is the author of two collections of poetry and several chapbooks, including My Daily Actions, or The Meteorites, one of The New York Times’ Best Poetry Books of 2020, and Luxury, Blue Lace, chosen by Richard Siken for the 2018 Autumn House Writing Riser Prize. They are also an essayist, critic, and the Translation Editor at The Offing.

Stephanie Cawley is a poet in Philadelphia and a 2023 NEA Fellow. They are the author of My Heart But Not My Heart, winner of the Slope Book Prize chosen by Solmaz Sharif, and the chapbook A Wilderness from Gazing Grain Press. Poems and other writing appear in Prolit, bedfellows, Peach Magazine, and the Academy of American Poets Poem-a-Day series, among other places.

Evangeline Brooks is a coffee-worker, singer, poet & actress based in South West Philadelphia. Van is an unpublished poet, whose work revolves around Black Trans ancestry, feminine poz divinity, & the richness, weight, & cost of living in a body that is both desired & discounted. She is a daughter, a sister, a lover, a muse. She stands on the shoulders of many.

Alexa Smith is a poet from D.C. doing her best in West Philly. She works in publishing and teaches creative writing at Temple, UArts, and sometimes Blue Stoop. Her work can be found on Entropy, Interim, Peach Mag, Spotify and elsewhere.

Warren C. Longmire is an uncle, writer, technologist and an educator from the bad part of North Philadelphia. He is the host and co-creator of House Poet: A Spoken Word Dance Party, and is a Board member for Blue Stoop. His work blends language play, performance and his own preoccupations with cities, masculinity, blackness and the modern world. His latest book, Bird/Diz [an erased history of bebop] was released in Nov. 2022 through BUNNY Presse.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // May 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
JOSH MACHIZ
MATTHEW SILVER
ALIX GRIFFIN
MELANIE LYNCH
HANNAH BURKS
BRENDANN MURPHY
MASHA
JEFF ROSER
LAUREN LOGIUDICE

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host another live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material.

 

SUNDAY, MAY 7TH
2-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Star Wars Jawn: May the Fourth Art Show

Philadelphia artist group Bell Crash Collective presents the first annual Star Wars Art Show! Featuring a diverse group of Philly artists all presenting Star Wars themed art on May The Fourth (Star Wars Day) at our favorite spot, Tattooed Mom!

 

THURSDAY, MAY 4TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

FEATURING:
Bevan Dayn
Drew Miele
Bob Dix
Snapkracker
Jeffro Kilpatrick
Allison Licitra
Jason Goldberg
Heidi Crew Halpern
Mike Munter
Stacy Pierce
JerseyGhoul

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Machiniac: A Play About Cybernetics + Awkwardly Unsuccessful Romance At The End Of The World

Stranded on a brick roof in Providence RI, an unlikely duo pass post-apocalyptic hours encountering memories that may or may not have happened or are not happening as they succumb to the temptations of biohazardous mechanical bionic unification. In the existential, dialogic tradition of Waiting for Godot, Machiniac is a play about cybernetics and awkwardly unsuccessful romance at the end of the world.

The cast includes An Talatinian, Lids Bierenday, and Ellen Zahniser. Tech crew includes Sam M-H and Addie Boyd. The play runs about 1 hour 10 mins with no intermission. Content warning for self harm, psychosis, descriptions of body horror, and partial nudity.

 

MONDAY, MAY 1ST
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Philly for Change Presents: Mayoral Forum

PHILLY FOR CHANGE is proud to RETURN to TATTOOED MOM for a special MAYORAL FORUM!

Please note this special date change! Special focus will be on mayoral candidates! Come out with your best questions and open ears! Celebrate PFC’s return to the best political venue in the City!

 

MONDAY, APRIL 24TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE TO ATTEND

 

Speakers include James Deleon, Helen Gym, Cherelle Parker, Rebecca Rhynhart, and more!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

It’s Philly Vegan Restaurant Week! Tutu Mary’s has some very special menu items for us, changing all week long! Come back multiple times so you can eat the whole menu!

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Collide Zine Art Show & Open Mic Night

Join us for a night to celebrate COLLIDE’s third issue at Tattooed Mom’s on South Street. Enjoy great food and cocktails in the upstairs area of the bar. The first and second rooms will have spaces for artists to hang originals, prints, or have tables of work n display for people to engage with and purchase.

 

MONDAY, APRIL 17TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

The third room will be closed off for an open-mic, where poets and performers can sign up for 5-10 minutes of mic time throughout the night.

Issue 3 writers are encouraged to perform their pieces in the zine and be present at the event for autographs and photo ops.

11 x 17 posters of featured Collide art and hard copies of Collide Issues 3 will be available for purchase!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Philly Drip: A Pop-Up Market

Come explore upstairs at Tattooed Mom’s & support a bunch of dope Philly Artists !!
This FREE event is full of tons of unique wearable art. Come find some drip 💧 & support local artists!

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Artists:
Juicy Goth
KaiCraftsss
Medusa Raptor Studios
Gemini Gems
Alyssa Dahlia Creations
Dan Kraus Art
Floating Rose
MFH Shrines & Finds
Limit Nine
Marjorie Taylor Art
SKTCH
PACE
Nonny Co
Pretty Alien Boutique
Snug Baby Hues
TUF Girls
Visions Risen
Ani Li Mars
SKYN Art

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.