Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator // July 2023

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host a live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material.

 

SUNDAY, JULY 2ND
2-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // Pride Month Edition

Happy Pride Month! You Can’t Kill A Poet is back and they are bringing you phenomenal Philly queer and trans poets to share their work and fill the room with queer joy. Come join us at Tattooed Mom for a fun and gregarious night full of feelings. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm.

This is a 21+ event, free to attend! Please feel welcome to wear masks but please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading is offered in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia with support from The Pennsylvania Department of Education.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

Featuring Readings By:

Lydia Host is a transgender writer, poet, and literary translator living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Her work has appeared in The Southern Review, The Global City Review, Stone of Madness Press, The Raven’s Perch Magazine, and others.

Khem Chanthavong (He/Him) is a 24 year old Lao Trans Tom and Queer multidisciplinary artist. Through spoken word poetry and R&B + neosoul music, Khem explores his movement through the world as a gender abundant brown trans person. His work highlights the significance of unpacking desirability politics while being fetishized, exploring queer intimacy as well as demanding respect and celebrating QTPOC joy under white supremacist America. His work also highlights finding self love and liberation while moving through grief, generational trauma and poverty. Khem hopes to always bring intentionality to a space whether that’s with warmth and intimacy or much needed disruption. QTPOC voices should always be centered and amplified when we have “Pride” in mind.

Dev Kiyota is an editor living in Philadelphia. A graduate of Temple University’s MFA in Creative Writing, they’re currently typing this bio, which you’ve just finished reading.

Evangeline Brooks is a coffee-worker, singer, poet & actress based in South West Philadelphia. Van is an unpublished poet, whose work revolves around Black Trans ancestry, feminine poz divinity, & the richness, weight, & cost of living in a body that is both desired & discounted. She is a daughter, a sister, a lover, a muse. She stands on the shoulders of many.

Julia Gwiazdowski is a Philly-born and based poet and musician. She often writes on queerness, gender, and mental illness but also can’t resist dabbling in ekphrastic pieces and love poems. She’s been published in Wizards In Space, Stone of Madness Press, and Moss Puppy Magazine.

Trina Sanyal (they/them) is a comic and poet based in Philly. After their first You Can’t Kill a Poet, they were so encouraged and moved by the space that they went on to organize a community reading at Partner and Sons connecting other writers and friends to each other,  and have also read their work at the Kelly Writers House as a part of their Philly Artist series for WXPN. They hope to keep reading, writing, laughing, loving etc etc.

 

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday – Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy Mom’s happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

Juicy Goth Presents: Summertime Fine Pop-Up

PULL UP on SUNDAY JUNE 25th for a Summertime Fine Pop-Up at Tattooed Mom!

Support local artists by coming out & shopping with them this summer! Tons of handmade items & lots of local talent.

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 25TH
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
@alyssadahliacreations
@motherbishop_
@eldritchtreeprints
@ginavracbabini
@mmefaithhaiku
@kaicraftsss
@cheekylavender
@lizzarddesigns
@madame_prawn
@sktch
@pleasantlyperturbed
@psyche.delexcreations
@visionsrisen
@juicygoth
@lalalascribbles
@claythedude

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties: Pride Special // June 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
Masha
Ryan Daniel
Jake Symbol
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Sohrab + more!

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.   >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Collide Zine Artist Showcase & Open Mic // June 2023

After our first successful event back in April, Collide Zine is back at Tmom’s for ROUND 2 of their open mic and artist showcase!

Enjoy great food and cocktails in the upstairs area of the bar. The first and second rooms will have spaces for artists to hang originals, prints, or have tables of work on display for people to engage with and purchase. The third room will be closed off for an open-mic, where poets and performers can sign up for 5-10 minutes of mic time throughout the night.

 

TUESDAY, JUNE 13TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Issue 3 writers are encouraged to perform their pieces in the zine and be present at the event for autographs and photo ops.

11 x 17 posters of featured Collide art and hard copies of Collide Issues 3 will be available for purchase!

To purchase a vendor ticket, see the event page on Walls For Justice‘s website.

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match // June 2023

Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have returning champs Daddy Issues going against newcomers Wet Blanket. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Lauren Hilger’s Morality Play: A Poetry Reading

“Lauren Hilger’s Morality Play is a dance lesson in duality, when duality is multiplied, of what was, what is, real and imagined. A disquieting reassuring look at how we see who we were, Hilger’s visions feel like past and future encouragement. An all-knowing theatre performance. I found myself unable to shake one of the opening lines, “I know how to live my life now.” Because by the end of the book, I feel I do too.” —Shauna Barbosa

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Readers include:

Jiordan Castle is the author of Disappearing Act, a memoir-in-verse, as well as the poetry chapbook All His Breakable Things. Her work has appeared in HuffPost, The New Yorker, The Rumpus, and elsewhere. She is a contributor to the food and culture magazine Compound Butter. She lives in Philadelphia with her husband and their dog.

Kay Cosgrove is the author of Anybody Home?, forthcoming in August 2023 from Blue Edge Books. She is the recipient of awards from The Academy of American Poets, Inprint Houston, and The Westchester Review and her poetry has appeared in The Southern Review, The Missouri Review, the American Poetry Review Review and elsewhere.

Alex Santiago is a poet, spoken word, rapper currently residing in Philadelphia, PA.

Lauren Hilger is the author of Morality Play (Poetry NW Editions, 2022). Named a Nadya Aisenberg Fellow from MacDowell, her work has appeared in BOMB, Harvard Review, Kenyon Review, and elsewhere. She serves as a poetry editor for No Tokens.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Spring Again: Queer Makers Market

Spring Again Queer Makers Mart is a small pop up event highlighting queer creators and makers in the area. Spring Again will offer an array of handmade, and designed goods, as well as an opportunity to get your own $5, 5 minute caricature! Come out for this small pop up and support local artists while you grab a drink!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 28TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by:
@florianfrancis_
@forgz4u
& @bleedyourheartout.glass!

Artists:
@nicartanddesign
@thebeatinbetween
@candle.zayde
@hannahscandlesofphilly
@i_look_great_with_rugs
@linuscurci
@snugbabyhues
@thems_earrings
@fussylouisejewelry

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Streets Meets Beats: Art Show and Meetup

We’re BACK! Our first event since the pandemic, Streets Meets Beats combines the world of beat makers and street artists. This is our 4th installment of the series and we cannot think of a more perfect place to get this off the ground again then TMOMS! Come out Friday, May 26th,to see new art and installations by some of Philly’s best and rising street artists all while chillin’ and vibin’ to some of the freshest beats and sounds curated by local musicians. A night of networking for all those who create music and art! Don’t forget to bring stickers to trade!

 

FRIDAY, MAY 26TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

ARTISTS:
NDA
FAITHSFUN
PRAISE DOBLER
ANTI-FLOWER SHOW MOVEMENT
ROBOQ4
LOST AND FOUND ART
FOWL
GLOOPY GOBLIN
SPUD
NOZE

 

DJs:
MANNYROACH (Bandcamp)
PLANET EARTHS – Live blind improv DJ sets by Zack and EB!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

philacitywithart Pop-Up Art Show

philacitywithart is a group of local artists that participate in a variety of local pop-ups and gallery showings in local businesses. They share information and try to support each other’s artistic journeys, and efforts to show and sell our art in Philadelphia.
This Art Pop-Up offers an excellent variety of art forms so come and hang out and support these local Artists while enjoying a night at Moms!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 24TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

The Artists participating in this show will be @moerderchains, @numinous_mag, @craftorinatwins, @pallack.art, @fkanayster, @bonefairycreations, @la_fiasco, @roseaikenart, @lindseygillart, and @captain_spawning

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.