Big Ass Bitties: A Big Ass Pumpkin Spice Special // October 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

FEATURING:
Masha
Blake Wexler
Rachel Peters
Tom Hannigan
Max Barth

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @juicygoth + @medusa.raptor.studios

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. sun 10/15 . 1-5pm . outside tmoms .
@juicygoth + @medusa.raptor.studios

: see u on the street :

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Friday the 13th Art Market

IT’S UR LUCKY DAY  .  JOIN US FOR A FRIDAY THE 13TH ART MARKET IF U DARE .

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Doomed Future
Inphltrate
the666cat
Sea of Doom
Young Daniel Cant
Birdwatchers Studio
Nero
URQUHART
Sharks & Spades
GRIMGRIMGRIM
Gloopy Goblin
Kyle Confehr
ressinblood
Idle Hands

 

Flyer design by @the666cat.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @8213_desserts + @ohjamieelizabeth

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. fri 10/13 . 5-9pm . outside tmoms .
@8213_desserts + @ohjamieelizabeth

: see u on the street :

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Hum’n’Bards Halloween Party

🎃 Hum’n’Bards Halloween Party 🎃

Join us for a spooktacular night of theatrical delights, music, laughter, and eerie entertainment at the Hum’n’Bards Halloween Party!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION 15$
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | TICKETLEAP

 

🧛‍♂️ Dress Code: Don your most bewitching costumes and immerse yourself in the Halloween spirit! Dress up and get ready for a night of ghoulish fun.

🎭 Performers: Prepare to be thrilled by a fantastic lineup of talent, featuring The Hum’n’Bards Theater Troupe, Alejandro Morales & Alyssa Al-Dookhi, Josh Hitchens, Zsu Zsu Zantana and Shreya Ragavan! Enjoy live music, spine-tingling scary stories, hilarious comedy, and a whole lot more.

👻 Costume Contest: Show off your costume creativity! Enter our costume contest for a chance to win tickets to “A Queer Christmas Carol” and other fabulous prizes.

🍔 Food and Drinks: Tattooed Mom has you covered with a full menu of delectable food and a wide selection of drinks to keep your spirits high throughout the night.

🎨 Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in the artsy punk rock ambiance of Tattooed Mom, a perfect setting for a Halloween extravaganza.

🎟️ Age Restriction: This event is for ages 21 and older.

💰 Tickets: Secure your spot in advance! Tickets are available for a suggested donation of $15, but no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Get yours early to guarantee your place at this thrilling Halloween bash!

🌟 Don’t miss out on the Halloween event of the year! Invite your friends, unleash your inner monster, and join us for a night of spooky fun!

 

Artists/Performers/Groups:

Patti LuStoned
CJ Higgins
Travis Rosemarie Curhart Fischbach 
Jeremy Adam 
Wyatt Flynn 
Alejandro Morales 
Alyssa Al-Dookhi 
Shreya Ragavan
Zsu Zsu Zantana

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // October 2023

Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Wet Blanket defending their two-time title against former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Schmooty! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 9TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Performers:
wearewetblanket  vs. schmootyimprov

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @saddysesquina + @eh.nothingfancy

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. sun 10/8 . 1-5pm . outside tmoms .
@saddysesquina + @eh.nothingfancy

: see u on the street :

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @bigbadbloodymama & @obscurepathaliensequences

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. fri 10/6 . 5-9pm . outside tmoms .
@bigbadbloodymama •  @obscurepathaliensequences

: see u on the street :

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Jerks Productions Presents: FUSED UNDERGROUND // October 2023

Celebrate TEN YEARS of ART, HORROR & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists. Take part in our annual costume contest and win awesome prizes! See clips from our upcoming horror film Aphaisa and brand new music for Astrophels. Take part in Tmoms fantastic food and drink specials!

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6TH
5-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Participating Artists:
Funeral Home
Joe Giuliani
NUMiNOUSmag
Shayna J Feinstein Arts
Sarah Timmons
Frank Percy
Miss Alyss Art & Design
Booch
proFOUNDARTcreations
Dangerous Art
Josh Allain
Lady Bug Deli
The Beat in Between
randu art
Oh Jamie Elizabeth
Ryan Buggey
Sacthesquid
8213 Desserts
Erin Fleming
bangin beauties
Lillian Bones Art
Meldar16

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Naughty Trivia Night // October 2023

Think you already know everything there is to know with your naughty knowledge? Come out to Naughty Trivia Night to test that!!

This trivia night will test your knowledge on things you know, things you don’t, and things you didn’t even know you don’t know. Teams will be lead through four rounds of general questions related to sex ed, anatomy, history, LGBTQ+ facts, and more!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3RD
DOORS @ 7PM + TRIVIA @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

No matter how much you know (or don’t), come out and play! Plus, you will definitely walk away with some new fun facts and hopefully a prize (from fellow South Street business Passional Boutique and Sexploratorium)! Hosted by Cass XO.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.