Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // January 2025

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Slutty Poems Night // December 2024

It’s the last slut night of the year so we’re bringing the fireworks!

Slutty Poems Night presents the All Stars edition, all killer no filler, just bangers. Featuring 10 of our favorite features from the past 2 years, your orifices are sure to slime up with the amount of thirst and sex this crew brings.

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF

 

Featuring talented poet faves AutumnLeilaEnjoliJuliaLatinxCrisMaya aka Ma Muse, Victoria, Amy and Kate. We aim to represent the charcuterie of complex emotions, pleasures and pains surrounding the sexual spectrum.

There is no open mic this time but as always my famous (anonymous) box will be there for you to stick your hands in, to fill it with short slutty confessions.

Free event with funds being raised for co-producer Autumn’s needed dental care.
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any anti-blackness, racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, zionism, fat shaming, slut shaming, antisemitism or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm. Accessibility Note: We welcome mask wearing and if you are not feeling well, please stay home. Event is upstairs- Stairs are a bit steep. Seating is limited. Contact Kate through DM if accommodations are needed.

 

follow @ sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2024

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Dan Vetrano
Joe Murdock
Kyle Harris
Wolfgang Hanulec

And MORE!

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Get Lost Holiday Bizarre

Come get lost this holiday season and find your last minute gifts made by local artists. At Get Lost you’ll find art, jewelry, glass, vintage, tarot readings, and more.

 

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

 

@lost_and_foundart
@ashes.to.rust
@grailhearttarotllc
@drsglass
@phunkcityjewelry
@aphrodeezyack
@limit.nine
@snailslime____

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2024

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

Amber Born
Domo Jones
Anant Kumar
Tyler Langlois
Megan Goetz

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly Holidaze // December 2024

Do you hear that? We think it’s SLAY bells. Though our pecs might be mighty and our suplexes might be strong, we here at Moms have a soft spot for the holidays. Which is why we’re hosting the first ever Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly HoliDAZE show! Join your favorite Moms Mayhem wrestlers as they chokeslam the holidays in a very special improv show. With special guests Big Simple, Wet Blanket, and The Biggest Assholes in Philadelphia. Special musical guest: Jai Nim!

Also featuring the ONLY Philly look alike contest that matters this year: 6 ABC news anchor Jim Gardner! So comb your mustache and let us see if you’re Philly’s number one Jim!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

@momsmayhem
@upd0gproductions

Performers:

@bigsimpleimprov
@wearewetblanket
@thebiggestaholesinphiladelphia
@jai.nim

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2024

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Michael Watkins
Finessica
Doogie Horner

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // November 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:
Katie Hewko-Dykes
John Deary
John Miller
Bella Robinson

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2024

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

Zoe Dixon
Jay Yoder
Michael Beavers
Jules Posner
Lauren Ingeno
Thomas Cryer

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2024

We’re back on November 12th at @tmoms with an open mic night! Arrive at 7:30 to sign up for a slot – they will be limited! Be prepared to read one or two poems for about five minutes. Remember! YCKAP is open to anyone who identifies as queer and/or trans in any way! We don’t police your identity or lived experience we just want to keep this space for all of us!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.