UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly Holidaze // December 2024

Do you hear that? We think it’s SLAY bells. Though our pecs might be mighty and our suplexes might be strong, we here at Moms have a soft spot for the holidays. Which is why we’re hosting the first ever Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly HoliDAZE show! Join your favorite Moms Mayhem wrestlers as they chokeslam the holidays in a very special improv show. With special guests Big Simple, Wet Blanket, and The Biggest Assholes in Philadelphia. Special musical guest: Jai Nim!

Also featuring the ONLY Philly look alike contest that matters this year: 6 ABC news anchor Jim Gardner! So comb your mustache and let us see if you’re Philly’s number one Jim!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

@momsmayhem
@upd0gproductions

Performers:

@bigsimpleimprov
@wearewetblanket
@thebiggestaholesinphiladelphia
@jai.nim

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // October 2024

Indie cage match is back baby! UpDog Productions is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. Philadelphia Indie darlings Scooter Practice will take on super team Kitchen Sink in the Mom’s Mayhem ring — and they won’t hold back! Two teams will enter, one team will win! Doors open at 7, show starts at 7:30 pm. See YOU at the ring.

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 14TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

Scooter Practice vs. Kitchen Sink

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Shame Spiral: Storytelling Show + Open Mic

🌀On September 23rd, we gather at Tattooed Mom to hear stories from comedians that they usually wouldn’t tell onstage. A night of radical acceptance and belly laughs.

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD
7:30-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

🌀bring a story to tell for the open mic.

🌀poster by @revafrommercury

🌀produced by @lohphilly

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Feral Comedy: Free Comedy Showcase

Feral Comedy is a stand up comedy showcase that prioritizes booking women and queer comics. We are excited to have our first comedy showcase at Tattooed Mom!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Follow Feral Comedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // August 2024

Indie cage match is back baby! UpDog Productions is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we really have something special. Returning champs DadBod will be going for their three-peat and a chance to enter the Moms Mayhem Hall of Fame! Can they take out challengers Luardo/Braslavsky and bring home the golden belt? Come on out on August 12 and see! Doors open at 7, show starts at 7:30 pm. See YOU at the ring.

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 12TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

DadBod vs. Luardo/Braslavsky

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

South Street Pun Off // August 2024

Go birds, but also, go words! Philly’s first, best, and only wordplay and dad joke trivia extravaganza returns to Tattooed Mom. Bring out your team to compete for honor, glory, and prizes. Our quizzo round is followed by PUNDEMONIUM our head-to-head pun-off. Pay what you wish tickets with $5 suggested donation.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 1ST
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // June 2024

Indie cage match is back baby! UpDog Productions is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month it’s the BATTLE OF THE DADS. We have returning champs DadBod going up against newcomers Young Dad. It’s going to be some serious DAD v. DAD action!

 

MONDAY, JUNE 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

DadBod vs. Young Dad

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // February 2024

Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have two-time champions Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Remain Dog! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

Schmooty! vs. Remain Dog

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

South Street Pun-Off

Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:

It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest

Art by J. Cella.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.