Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

 

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2023

Melt away your winter blues with SLAYHER: Philly’s ONLY ALL Heavy Metal Drag Show! Fill your cold heart with the hottest divas from the demonic realms beneath Philadelphia! These denizens of drag will devour your spirit while you devour a fabulous menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies.

 

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE

 

Witness the Horror of

 

Have some woes you need to wail away? Do you love sickening prizes courtesy of Tattooed Mom? Prove your guttural prowess in Slayher’s Screaming Showdown! The most metal scream wins the title of Tmoms Most Barbaric Badass for the month of February! Children of Aquarius are summoned to celebrate their birthright with Slayher’s seamonsters of South St!

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, food, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. With a new year comes a new kill and we are going to need YOUR help to figure out exactly what happened. Come join some wonderful queens for their getaway cabin retreat in the woods where we can party, chat, and, of course, slay. Psycho Sisters is an interactive drag murder mystery show, so get ready to be immersed into a beautifully twisted experience for a night you’ll never forget. That is, unless, you don’t make it out alive ;). 2023 is already freezing, but it’s about to get icy. See you soon…

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 22ND
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM

PRIORITY SEATING TICKETS FOR BOTH SHOWS AVAILABLE ON ON EVENTBRITE ONLY
$15 SUGGESTED DONATION AT THE DOOR FOR G/A | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Smooth E
Deja Vu
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2022

Slay Bells Ring, Are you Listening? This holiday season the iciest queens and the hottest nobility of Philly Drag’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show descend from the frozen north to depart the abyssal word of the thawing glacial primordials. Celebrating the Xrd birthday of Philadelphia’s Heavy Metal Queen of the Damned, The Accursed Lamia and the Seraphic Souls of SLAYHER presents to you Exmas 3: Lamia’s Revenge. This heartbreak holiday for Sagittarians and victims of Sagittariuses enters its third phase on the most savage stage in the tristate area. Forget the pain of the holidays with Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.

 

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring SLAYHER’s Very Own:
Lamia
Yari
Icon Ebony Fierce
Sir Donyx
Hannibal Lickher
and Samantha Genesis

Along with Special Guests:
Volkie Versace
Sol Monroe
Mx. Ziphina
and Kristen Death

 

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Sabbath: Philly’s ONLY Metal Diva Brunch // November 2022

Come to the Sabbath!

From the creators of SLAYHER! The Metal Diva Drag Brunch of your darkest dreams is back with even more beautiful brutes. Starring rock legend imposters, lip sync assassins and brooding burlesque babes, the menu won’t be the only thing you will be dying to peruse. Upstairs at the South St staple, Tattooed Mom, your demonic drives will be satiated in the colosseum of carnage! Raise your horns and raise your glass with signature cocktails only available at TMoms, plus giveaways and prizes throughout the experience to keep you satiated and screaming for more.

Reservations are limited to VIP tickets purchased online.

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring:
Lamia
Esme Eventide
Essa Terick
Jean Louise
Khaki Capri

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Psycho Sisters: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. That’s right: A drag queen has been murdered and we need YOUR help to figure out who did it. At Psycho Sisters it will be up to you, the audience, to use your inner detective skills and solve this crime! Get ready to see a lot of spooky shenanigans just in time for Halloween… if you think you won’t be too scared.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM
VIP SEATING ON EVENTBRITE | G/A $10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Smooth E
Diva Baby
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2022

The Legacy of SLAYHER has reached 4 years of heavy metal ferocity and the demonic divas of South St. return for more fierce drag debauchery!

Drag Her! SLAY HER! In the 4 years since SLAYHER was founded by hosts Lamia and Lorna Doom, Philadelphians have been cursed with countless memories of limitless brutality, unabridged stupidity and downright irresponsible lizard-brain activity due to the antics of this amorphous troupe of high-heeled succubi. Philly’s darkest legacy continues on this auspicious night to celebrate the birth of SLAYHER and one of its founding f*****s, Lorna Doom! The covenant of chaos welcomes the spirits of damned this Samhain with delicious menu options and cocktails by Tattooed Mom. This ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
BRETTZO
ESSA TERICK
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ICON EBONY FIERCE
LUNA THEE JAWNETTE FIERCE
SIR DONYX
YARI

 

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

 

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.