Don’t Be A Drag, Queen! Just Eat Cake! 

Come learn how to decorate your very own cute little cake and enjoy an amazing drag performance! So don’t be a drag, queen! just eat cake!

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6TH
1-4PM
EVENTBRITE: $25 WORKSHOP TICKETS

 

Teacher: Jenna

 

Performers:

Ms.Terr 
Cupid Bowe
Xiomara Villa

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A very Hot, very Sapphic Variety Show

Come celebrate Sapphic performers at Haus Of Them’s very HOT, very Sapphic Variety Show! This isn’t just drag, this is drag, burlesque, live singing, comedy, and more! Starring some of Philly’s hottest Sapphic entertainers.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Baby Bear
Blue Cola
Core Elysian
Dinah Loneliness
Diva Cup
Ken U. Reids
Mystical Maven
Winter Wonder

Come out and support local queer artists while having a blast with friends!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Don’t Speak: BDSM & 90s Drag Show // September 2024

Don’t play with these dolls. D/S returns to dominate as South Street’s sexiest drag show! Witness the might of the mistresses of the night! Philadelphia’s Finest Divas in Many Disciplines join Best of Philly Drag Queen LAMIA, The Cursed Queen in her dynasty of drop dead gorgeous. Showing off their tightest lip syncs and sharpest stunts, the Dont/Speak Divas control the spotlight with their beauty and skill.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Lamia
Mia The Body Bombshell
Nikita Sinn Monroe
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Starring the talents of Philadelphia Legendary Queens:
MIA THE BODY BOMBSHELL
NIKITA SINNN MONROE
DALYLA MIZANI CRISTAL

Anything but demure and mindful, keep your brats on a tight leash around the dommy mommy femme fatales of Tattooed Mom. Enjoy your situation with a menu of vegan and nonvegan options and signature cocktails that will satisfy your salivating spirit. Strap in with an atmosphere of art and anarchy while you find your seat amongst Philly’s most fierce.

Doors Open at 8pm/ 21+ event VALID ID REQUIRED
Reserve your seat and RSVP on eventbrite!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Drag Bingo (hosted by Pi!)

Join Pi for a silly night of drag and BINGO baby! Pi is Philly’s little slice of silly and a Snatcherella 3000 founder. Pi is sure to leave you chuckling from a stupidly silly night.

$5 will get you a board for the whole night, or get 3 boards for $10. There will be silly prizes to be won, AND drag performances will be throughout the event, so bring cash tips!

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 29TH
DOORS @ 6PM + GAME @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Beetle J*zz: A Tim Burton Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films/series like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Mars AttacksEdward Scissor HandsBatman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host) – Delia Deetz
Calliope – The Madhatter
FridaAnn Slip – Otho Fenlock
Luci Longlegs – Jack Skellington
Rosaria D’Liability – Selina Kyle
Victoria Reno – Ed Wood
The Zanything – Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Brettzo (DJ Extrordinare) – Pee Wee Herman
Allison (Door Guardian & Kitten)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2024

Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers! The abysall tombescence of your heavy metal goddess dusts the landscape with golden twilight.

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

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Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence, Philly Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a twist and hostess of Slayher for its 5 year reign.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:

Onyx Ondyx from The Boulet Brothers Dragula
Plexie Glass
Caresse Deville
Vudu Thee Dahl
Calliope
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Henn House Event’s Presents: Hatched // August 2024

Hatched is an artist showcase that primarily consists of breakout stars while raising funds for a charitable cause. Featuring a blend of drag performances, live music, comedy acts, and more, Hatched promises an unforgettable night of entertainment from all walks of life.

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 13TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Host:
Yari

Featuring:

jennyhennydrag
papi._javi
chakrakhanheart
jaylarosemoore
whisppp_phoenix

Stage managed by: Benny Henny

 

All event proceeds go to Juntos!

 

Follow @henn_house_events on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

America Runs On Drag

An open call drag and burlesque variety show!

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF

 

Performers: 

Edith Poussard
Vanity Killz:
Leila Delicious
Stori Luminescence
URMOM
Mister Right
Ken U Reids

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween In July Drag Show

You like Halloween? You like witches 🧙‍♀️ zombies 🧟‍♂️ and more? Why wait for October! Come celebrate Halloween in July with a sexy silly cast of phillys spoopiest performers 🎃 👻 ! July 31st doors at 7 pm show at 8 pm at Tattooed Mom! Brought to you by the drag house Haus Of Them aka H.O.T. ❤️‍🔥

hosted by Lil Blo Peep 🐑 & The ZanyThing 🤪

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 31ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Starring:
Elizabeth New Jersey
Kiss The Clown
Yari

Open Stagers:

Duncan Knonutz
Indra Cool
Mystery Flaveur
Papi Pookie
Robin Shakesqueer
with Goofy Little Guy as our photographer, Rexxi kittening, and Leila Delicious working door!

come to tattooed mom to celebrate the best holiday !!!

$10 to $20 suggested donation but no one turned away for lack of funds 💗💗💗

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn

Touching down in South Street and radiating that summer heat! Join the fun and watch Philly-native and local performers bring a variety of sexy talent to Tattooed Moms. Drag, burlesque, singing, poetry, hula hoops! This is a 21+ event with valid ID so leave those kids at home and enjoy adult entertainment and games.

 

THURSDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
Ziphina (Producer and performer)
Isa Ardiente (Host and performer)
Gary the Storyteller
Patti LuStoned
Sir Suavey
Violet Shimmer (stage manager and performer)
Corvus Crawley (door)

 

Want to join the stage? Sign up here for our open stage option! We’ll feature 4 or 5 performers who are ready to get naughty with us: https://forms.gle/Qg7iv7jyoFZtQgvA7

Suggested donations are $15-20 online and at the door. Bringing tip money to throw is highly encouraged! Learn more about The Naughty Jawn at linktr.ee/thenaughytjawn

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.