Haus Of Them Presents: Halloween in July

You like Halloween? You like witches 🧙 zombies 🧟 and more? Why wait for October! Come celebrate Halloween in July with a sexy silly cast of phillys spoopiest performers 🎃👻! July 27th doors at 7 pm show at 8 pm at Tattooed Mom! Brought to you by the drag house Haus Of Them aka H.O.T. ❤️‍🔥

 

THURSDAY, JULY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep 🐑 & The ZanyThing 🤪

Starring:
Angélique
Fyre Wood
Henlo Bullfrog
Rexxi
+ five open stage performers (!!!)

With photography from Lee!

And Zsa Zsa Dali at the door!

Come to Tattooed Mom to celebrate the best holiday !!! $10 to $20 suggested donation, but no one turned away for lack of funds

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Angel Baphomét Presents: Headfirst for MCR, A Drag Tribute

Are you ready to join the black parade? Then come out to Headfirst For MCR: The Drag Tribute! The space where it’s okay to like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet; and you won’t be judged if you can’t swim, you can’t dance, or if you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re gonna make it here.

Join us for some kick ass performances, bringing you all the fire My Chemical Romance has to offer!

 

SUNDAY, JULY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP $15 TICKET GUARANTEES SEATING (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring:
Angélique
Sydney Gorgeous
Mew Ikki
Mister Right Lickher
Zanax
Ziphina
Gemini Mxr
Ms Terr

Hosted by Angel Baphomét

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD!

Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS // May 2023

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish nightlife in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY and WEIRD? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: GLITTER AND GORE ✨ ✨ 🩸 🩸 🤮 😍 🤩 🗑️ 💎 💎 🥵 🥵 ✨ ✨

 

SUNDAY, MAY 21ST
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
XANA WHORIA
MATTE BLACK
and our NYC Guest & Kitten YAGA TIGERLILY

With SIX open-stage performers including

SUE REEL

FYRE WOOD

ANGEL BAPHOMET

BLO PEEP

& MORE!

 

CW for stage blood, mess, gore, and more. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET GLAMOROUS GLITTERY AND GORY

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show

Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta

Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!

See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz

GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

 

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, food, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. With a new year comes a new kill and we are going to need YOUR help to figure out exactly what happened. Come join some wonderful queens for their getaway cabin retreat in the woods where we can party, chat, and, of course, slay. Psycho Sisters is an interactive drag murder mystery show, so get ready to be immersed into a beautifully twisted experience for a night you’ll never forget. That is, unless, you don’t make it out alive ;). 2023 is already freezing, but it’s about to get icy. See you soon…

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 22ND
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM

PRIORITY SEATING TICKETS FOR BOTH SHOWS AVAILABLE ON ON EVENTBRITE ONLY
$15 SUGGESTED DONATION AT THE DOOR FOR G/A | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Smooth E
Deja Vu
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.