Queen of the Damned // FALL 2024

The pits of Hades yawn for the light of a new overlord! The demonic forces of the night gather at Tattooed Mom once more to crown the next Queen of the Damned! Philly’s Phiercest Phashion Phantoms commune with the dark cabal of beauty queens to determine whose head befits the crown of demon lord!

Joining us this auspicious Thursday evening, Lamia, your hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show and Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist. Your first judge Nikita Sinn Monroe, Miss Metropolitan Continental Plus 2024, and also judged byThe Zanything, Haus of Them Productions.

5 souls will be chosen to compete in this demonic fashion and performance competition. The future queen, king or thing of the damned shall reign with fire! This seasons theme is Inferno, fire, the depths of hell, demons, devils and monsters come to roam the land of the living. Hell is here. The winner of Queen of the Damned shall win $100 cash and a future booking with Lamia The Cursed Queen events.

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Indulge in your deepest sins with a delectable selection of cocktails, mocktails and signature dishes and delights with vegan and nonvegan options for everybody! Offer your flesh to the Tattooed Mom and celebrate your birthday, divorce, engagement, death rite, or inauspicious gathering with the Queens of the Damned!

Thursday November 21st, 2024. 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA, 19145 Doors at 7pm, Runway starts at 8pm. Dress to Impress, we hope to see you out this night for pleasure.

 

Cast:
lamia
nikita sinn monroe
thezanything
mew ikki
angel baphomet
& 5 competitors for the title of Queen of the Damned Fall!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Three Cheers For Sweet Drag

The MCR drag show is back and better than ever; this time performing their album Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge in entirety only at Tattooed Mom! If you missed the first MCR drag show, now’s your chance to catch the action in all of its glory with a stellar cast!

In spirit of Halloween, come in your best costume for a chance to win a gift courtesy of Tattooed Mom!

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Angel Baphomét

Performances by:

Caresse Deville
Andy Social
Deej Nutz
Suli Skekli
Mister Right
Ms.Terr 
Tom Foolery
Vanity Killz
Vudu Thee Dahl
Xtrella

Stage kitten: Mew Ikki
Sounds provided by Outergrace

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Beetle J*zz: A Tim Burton Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films/series like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Mars AttacksEdward Scissor HandsBatman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host) – Delia Deetz
Calliope – The Madhatter
FridaAnn Slip – Otho Fenlock
Luci Longlegs – Jack Skellington
Rosaria D’Liability – Selina Kyle
Victoria Reno – Ed Wood
The Zanything – Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Brettzo (DJ Extrordinare) – Pee Wee Herman
Allison (Door Guardian & Kitten)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Queen of the Damned // Cruel Summer Goth Fashion

Demons of the Abyss, Heed.

Your Dynasty Awaits.

Are you a sovereign of slaying the runway? Do you believe your fashion and form to be a spectacle befitting a crown? Then look no further for the revenant crown of Queen of the Damned, King of the Damned or Supreme Being of the Damned. The best spring serve will be bestowed the title and a cash prize of $100 and a prize package courtesy of our venue Tattooed Mom.

 

THURSDAY, JULY 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Summer – July 25th – theme is : Cruel Summer Swimwear
Inspired by The heat of the sun, the vast ocean, the jaws of the leviathan, seduce the senses in Summer florals, swimsuits and show off that skin. The Sweet Siren of the Summer Sea is seen as a sailor’s darkest desire and a scourge from the deep abyss.

Contestants are tasked with arriving in 1 outfit fit for a performance and presentation. The outfit which fits the category the closest and impresses the judges the most wins.

Featuring performances by Your Judges this Summer:
Volkie Leigh Versace – Miss Tabu 2024 and hostess of Diva Royale, Doll House Revue and Doll House Takeover!
Caresse Deville – Hostess of Cabaret of Carnage, NYCs heavy metal burlesque revue, and Slayher’s demonic legionnaire of devastation.
And The Queen of the Damned Spring, Verrina!
Lamia Lust, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia and Hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show.

The Competition will begin at 8pm at Tattooed Mom at 530 South St on their respective dates.The winner will receive their title and prize the night of the competition. All forms of performance artist are encouraged to apply, this is a fashion competition not a drag, burlesque, variety or sideshow competition. Only 6 applicants will be chosen for each season’s runway. If you are not chosen you will be invited to attend as a guest and considered in the event of any unexpected circumstances.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Happi Hour Drag Show

It’s Taco Tuesday with drag performances from Philly’s little slice of Silly, Pi! Enjoy a FREE drag show with happy hour specials of $1.50 tacos and $3 tecates. Bone app the teeth!
TUESDAY, JUNE 18TH
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
STARRING:
 
*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Dad Rock Drag Show

If your music taste consists of Nickelback, Creed, Limp Bizkit, AC/DC, Korn, Linkin Park and etc. then come out and watch these sickening performers bring you all the 80s/90s/00s rock classics at Tattooed Mom! There’s no shame in loving some good ol’ dad rock! Get ready for a campy extravaganza!

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Angel Baphomét

Performances by:

Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz
Cyrus K. Stratton
Mister Right 
Tom Foolery

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Queen of the Damned // SPRING 2024

Demons of the Abyss, Heed.
Your Dynasty Awaits.

Are you a sovereign of slaying the runway? Do you believe your fashion and form to be a spectacle befitting a crown? Then look no further for the revenant crown of Queen of the Damned, King of the Damned or Supreme Being of the Damned. The best spring serve will be bestowed the title and a cash prize of $100 and a prize package courtesy of our venue Tattooed Mom.

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 21ST
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Rot in the Garden of Eden
Dreamt in a field of flowers, the softness of a roses petal or the sharpness of its thorns, born to blossom and bloom to perish. The supreme of Spring embodies the birth and decay of life, love and lust. Bring the sensation of sin in your finest floral couture.

Contestants are tasked with arriving in 1 outfit fit for a performance and presentation. The outfit which fits the category the closest and impresses the judges the most wins. Participants are encouraged to incorporate the elements of their respective season into their performance.

Featuring performances by Your Judges this Spring:
Icon Ebony Fierce, Performer, Curator and Emcee Extraordinaire, Transcendent Divinity and Philadelphia Drag Legend.
Onyx Ondyx, The Boulet Brother’s Dragula Season 4, Coproducer of  BluDyx Events, Showghoul and Philly’s Hottest Oddity.
Lamia Lust, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia and Hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show.

Cast:
Lamia
Icon Ebony Fierce
Onyx Ondyx 

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The Competition will begin at 8pm at Tattooed Mom at 530 South St on their respective dates. The winner will receive their title and prize the night of the competition.  All forms of performance artist are encouraged to apply, this is a fashion competition not a drag, burlesque, variety or sideshow competition. Only 6 applicants will be chosen for each season’s runway. If you are not chosen you will be invited to attend as a guest and considered in the event of any unexpected circumstances. 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A Sapphictine’s Sleepover Variety Show

Omg, we’re not gay! We just like to kiss at our sleepovers 🙊 👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻 😘

Haus Of Them members Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing invite you to their all-sapphic sleepover! Featuring burlesque, music, and drag celebrating lesbians in preparation for Valentine’s Day 💕 💕 💕 ✨✨✨👩🏿‍❤️‍👩🏽 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 🧑🏼‍❤️‍🧑🏾✨✨💞💞❤️🧡💝 ❤️ EVERYONE IS WELCOME!

This show comes with a Passional Raffle!

Sunday, February 11th, doors at 6 pm Show at 7 pm

On the second floor of Tattooed Mom in the pool room!! Seating is limited.

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | VIP SEATING $20 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing!

Starring:

Nirvana Noire (Crush Burlesque member & Snatcherella 3000 producer)

Avery Goodname (from Camp Wannakiki season 5 & Snatcherella 3000 All Stars)

Mister Right & Stori Luminescence (our lesbian drag powerhouse couple)

with guests:

Vanity KillzRexxi, and Goofy Littleguy!

 

Get your pajamas and your “heterosexual” girlfriends and CUM 💦💦 JOIN US! 🤩🤩😽😽😻😻

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Pi’s Happy Hour Drag Show

Come enjoy Taco Tuesday happy hour with Philly’s little slice of Silly, Pi! Enjoy a drag show while you enjoy $1.50 tacos and $3 tecates. Bone app the teeth!

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM

 

STARRING:
Pi

 

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Celebrate Taco Tuesday with $1.50 beef or bean tacos & $3 Tecates

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show

Join Eugene Rideher and his unmatched sensual cast for a night of power play and pleasure at KING/DOM on August 22nd! This lineup of kings, queens, and things is one you won’t want to miss.

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF

 

Cast:
Eugene Rideher
Gemini Mxr
Oktober Third (host)
Vanity Killz
Shikita Karr Prime
Goofy Littleguy

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.