Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr
HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!
RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE
LINE UP:
Masha
Ryan Daniel
Jake Symbol
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Sohrab + more!
RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
TUESDAY MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE
LINE UP:
JOSH MACHIZ
MATTHEW SILVER
ALIX GRIFFIN
MELANIE LYNCH
HANNAH BURKS
BRENDANN MURPHY
MASHA
JEFF ROSER
LAUREN LOGIUDICE
RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
John Deary
Masha
Alix Griffin
Mel
Hannah Burks
Brendann Murphy
Chance McDonald
Ben Staab
Sarah Clemency
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill your every silly desire and comedic need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.
This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of new years or whatever else these idiots come up with. Come slam some Smash Burger Wednesday specials with a side of comedy show delicious-ness.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill every need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.
This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of friendship or whatever else these idiots come up with.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Alex Tatarsky
Tyler Wolf
Sarah Knittel
Hannah Burks
Jake Lapinsky
Dru
Naim
Jaime
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Amidst the art & graffiti of Tattooed Mom, on June 28th, short absurdist films will be shown for all who might be craving a fresh, vital vision that the mainstream media cannot provide!
The films present bold characters who are often motivated by strange and irrepressible impulses which draw them into an enchanting dream-like world. There will be five short films by writer/director/producer Spowzer Lertwammy:
1. “TAFFY TUCKER.”
2. “BUTTER KLUTZ.”
3. “GOOSEFIDGET.”
4. “THE CANON CHERRY.”
5. “THE BEST PART OF GRECO.”
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
