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February 2024
Girl Scout Cookies at Tattooed Mom! // February 11th
Tattooed Mom is your one-stop-shop for love, good times, & GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Stop by our downstairs dining room & stock up on your favorite Girl Scout cookies, including VEGAN options, from a local South Philly Girl Scout troop!
SUNDAY, February 11TH
1-4PM
GET UR THIN MINT FIX: JAN 28TH, FEB 4TH, FEB 11TH, & FEB 25TH!
When you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you power amazing adventures and life-changing opportunities for girls year-round—from trips to our nation’s capital, to community projects, to summer camp, to charitable donations. The more cookies you buy, the more you help every G.I.R.L. (Go-getter, Innovator, Risk-taker, Leader) ™ build entrepreneurial skills and take the lead, both now and in the future. And girls gain these skills from interacting directly with you, the cookie customer! It’s about the experience of running her very own cookie sale, working with others, and building a lifetime of confidence as she learns five skills (goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics) essential to leadership, success, and life.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
A Sapphictine’s Sleepover Variety Show
Omg, we’re not gay! We just like to kiss at our sleepovers 🙊 👩🏼❤️👩🏻 😘
Haus Of Them members Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing invite you to their all-sapphic sleepover! Featuring burlesque, music, and drag celebrating lesbians in preparation for Valentine’s Day 💕 💕 💕 ✨✨✨👩🏿❤️👩🏽 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏻 🧑🏼❤️🧑🏾✨✨💞💞❤️🧡💝 ❤️ EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
This show comes with a Passional Raffle!
Sunday, February 11th, doors at 6 pm Show at 7 pm
On the second floor of Tattooed Mom in the pool room!! Seating is limited.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | VIP SEATING $20 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing!
Starring:
Nirvana Noire (Crush Burlesque member & Snatcherella 3000 producer)
Avery Goodname (from Camp Wannakiki season 5 & Snatcherella 3000 All Stars)
Mister Right & Stori Luminescence (our lesbian drag powerhouse couple)
with guests:
Vanity Killz, Rexxi, and Goofy Littleguy!
Get your pajamas and your “heterosexual” girlfriends and CUM 💦💦 JOIN US! 🤩🤩😽😽😻😻
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Slutty Poems Night // February 2024
Lust is in the air just in time for that lovey dovey holiday with all the chocolates and flowers and shit.
Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected for Project Safe.
Feature poets Leila & Latinx start the night off.
Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.
Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.
Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
BULLSHIT LIT’S Second Annual Lovey Dovey Poetry Reading
Come hang at TMoms for BULLSHIT LIT’s second annual lovey dovey Valentine’s Day reading! Exactly what it sounds like: eleven writers read their favorite love poems. Get romantic with us, and bring a lover!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
JAMES ROACH
KALEIGH SPOLLEN
ARI VILLEDA-MARTINEZ
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // February 2024
Sip City Gender Variance trans community mixer Valentine’s edition (get one, got one, find one, whatever)! Gender Variance is just for trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer folks and their invited guests. Tattooed Mom’s is the place and space. Upstairs for a buzzy busy vibe and downstairs for a chill and spread out meetup.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Follow @sipcitygendervariance on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dungeons n’ Crafts // February 18th, 2024
Come paint a miniature and hang out at Tattooed Mom for the afternoon! It’s a great time to learn how to paint or if you’re experienced painter, we have an artist hanging out to answer any questions you may have. Support local biz and artists!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 12:30PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnC players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, crafting starts at 12:30pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Live, Laugh, and Love: Improv Comedy Show & Mixer
Come Live, Laugh, and Love at Tattooed Mom! Join us Sunday, February 18th @ 4-5pm for a FREE improv comedy show. Give our performers sexy suggestions and see them performed live onstage, made up completely on-the-spot! Then, stick around at the bar from 5-6pm for an improv mixer. Meet people, share project ideas, hang out and have fun!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Artist Lineup:
The Worms – Fran and Max are happily in a relationship… Or are they? Should they break up? Help them decide! Come ready with a suggestion of the worst place for this couple to break up.
Pass The Kiss – Mwah! Pass the Kiss is an Indie team that’s been performing around Philly for the past year. From Philly Improv Theater to Jester’s Castle to TMom’s, this team can’t stop and won’t stop making this city laugh. Get ready for a night of highly interactive improv games (and kissing, of course!). Starring Pankhuri Singhal, Diego Romero-Aros, Scott Kenkelen, Alex Daly, and Fielding Miller.
Third Wheel – Look, we’ve all been there. Enjoy how deliciously weird things get when there’s a third wheel thrown into the mix. A Philadelphia comedy trio starring Victoria Tellez, Jesse Freeman, and Jim O’Donnell. Follow them @3rdwheelcomedy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Batman and Robin: A Live Reading
We hate to disappoint you…but our rubber lips are immune to your charms.
This February, join us for an evening of superheroes, sidekicks, ice guns, pheromones, and superfluous nipples! Theatre Contra is taking the script of Batman and Robin (you know…the nipple one), and performing it live!
Directed by John Patouhas
All VIP tickets come with 4 complimentary raffle tickets and a guaranteed optimal view seat. Limited PWYC Tickets available at the door.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | TICKETLEAP
Featuring:
Adam Howard
Brennen Malone
Jo Vito Ramirez
Mariah Ghant
Natajia Sconiers
Zachary Valdez
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Collide Zine Issue 6 Release Party
Join us for the Collide Issue 6 Release Party + Open Mic at Tattooed Mom on February 19th! It’s going to be a night filled with creativity, community, and good vibes. Come celebrate the release of our latest issue and enjoy some incredible performances at this in-person event.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Located on South Street, Tattooed Mom is THE spot for local artists to share their work and perform with no filters–we welcome all styles of poetry, art, and performance. We will be taking footage of the performances, so please keep to content that you are comfortable with us resharing on social media.
Mic spots are first com first serve, so get there early!
VISUAL ARTISTS are welcome to vend in the front room of the upstairs bar, and in between sets the audience will be encouraged to check out and shop local handmade wares. To apply to be a vendor at this event, fill out this form.
Attendees will also have a chance to enter RAFFLE GIVEAWAYS OF LOCAL ART (winners announced at 9:30pm after performances end).
So mark your calendars, gather your friends, and get ready for an unforgettable evening of art, expression, music, and poetry. Did we mention the awesome bar staff and amazing food?
We can’t wait to see you there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dungeons & Drafts // February 20th, 2024
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20THTH
DOORS @ 5PM + START @ 6PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 5pm, play starts at 6pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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