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December 2024
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Amber Born
Domo Jones
Anant Kumar
Tyler Langlois
Megan Goetz
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Balena’s Open Stage!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Balena Canto @matteosings
DJ Brettzo @thebrettzo
Allison @grrrlmonster
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Dan Vetrano
Joe Murdock
Kyle Harris
Wolfgang Hanulec
And MORE!
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024
From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.
Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.
The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.
*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »A Very H.O.T. Holiday: Festive Drag Variety Show
Come warm up with Haus Of Them (aka HOT)’s first Winter Holiday Variety Show! 🔥 ❄️
THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SHOW! This is a festive show celebrating everything about the winter season 💋 ⛄️ 🕎 🎄
Cum see drag, burlesque, and live singing, with a sizzling hot cast at the coolest bar in Philly, Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm on Sunday, December 22nd.
Tickets are $10 to $15 suggested donation but no one is turned away for lack of funds! Feel free to secure your spot by buying tickets online! Reserved seating is $20.
21+ with Valid ID required! One flight of stairs up to the showroom in the back room.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing
Starring:
Damien Demise
Jenny Henny
Mister Right
Space Lazar Wolf
Tangelina HoLee
Winter Wonder
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »January 2025
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // January 2025
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »River’s Top Surgery Benefit Show
A drag and variety show to raise fund to support the gender affirming care of our guest of honor, River Waldron.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $ 15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
Artists/Performers:
– Goofy Littleguy
– River Waldron
– Randy Louise
– Buck 2th
– Oktober Third
– Eye Du Kri
– Eugene Rideher Betta
– Mister Right
– Herb Gordon Bullfrog
– Tom Foolery
– The Zanything
– Elizabeth New Jersey
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Queen of the Damned: Gothic & Alt Drag Royale
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $7.50 – $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT
Watch tmom’s talented local performers compete to win a $300 grand prize and be awarded the title of Mx. Tattooed Mom for the FIRST TIME EVER. It’s a celebration of all things tmoms. Proudly sponsored by Tattooed Mom and its amazing community members.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops — Is there any one person who can represent it’s superiority? We’re going to find out at the first ever MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT!! Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey
Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:
- a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
- a crown and (temporary) tattoo
- their photo hung in the venue
- special tmom appearances
With our esteemed judges:
- Kate Beary (host of Slutty Poems Night at Tmom)
- YARI (professional drag queen, regular Tmom performer)
- Zoe Dixon (Tmom fan and standup comedian)
And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:
- Angel Baphomet (drag queen, emo kid, nightlife creature)
- Jonté Desiré (comedian, mental health advocate, queer icon)
- Julia Gwiazdowski (poet, rocker, sapphic)
- Leila Delicious (burlesquer, sex symbol, activist)
- Nightshade the Glow (c*nty, dancer, pop star)
So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // January 2025
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Frank Neblett
Zach Travis
Savannah DesOrmeaux
Glennis Laroe
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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