Watch tmom’s talented local performers compete to win a $300 grand prize and be awarded the title of Mx. Tattooed Mom for the FIRST TIME EVER. It’s a celebration of all things tmoms. Proudly sponsored by Tattooed Mom and its amazing community members.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
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Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops — Is there any one person who can represent it’s superiority? We’re going to find out at the first ever MX. TATTOOED MOM PAGEANT!! Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

• a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
• a crown and (temporary) tattoo
• their photo hung in the venue
• special tmom appearances

With our esteemed judges:

• Kate Beary (host of Slutty Poems Night at Tmom)
• YARI (professional drag queen, regular Tmom performer)
• Zoe Dixon (Tmom fan and standup comedian)

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

• Angel Baphomet (drag queen, emo kid, nightlife creature)
• Jonté Desiré (comedian, mental health advocate, queer icon)
• Julia Gwiazdowski (poet, rocker, sapphic)
• Leila Delicious (burlesquer, sex symbol, activist)
• Nightshade the Glow (c*nty, dancer, pop star)

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.